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Alickity Dickity Saggy Mitties

Alickity Dickity Saggy Mitties is an underground urban legend about a gay boy who can be summoned by a certain phrase/game.

He is well most known by this little poem by those who are victims of his crimes.

Victims of his crimes spend all of their time cooking up stew while being haunted by the who. Who is the boy, who has come for new toys. Piles of men, ten by ten. Hide your member, he was born in december. Coming to you soon, he will be nude. Run and hide, or your dick will die.

The poem associated with him is;
“*Alickity Dickity Saggy Mitties*,say it 3 times and he’ll be there like a kitty. To know he has came, just call out his name. Beware of your pickle, cause he’ll come to tickle. And when your not looking, he’ll use it for cooking..”
by urbanlegendteller August 21, 2021
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dildosity

Supreme stupidity, beyond moronic, absolute and complete idiocy.
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Dimiosity

Dimiosity adj. - The measure of color in a person or persons pair of jeans:
The dimiosity of your pants is out of control.
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dicksitter

someone or something that engages in the act of sitting on a dick

someone who engages in the act of sitting for a dick and or watching after a dick
Janie loves the cock. She is the biggest dicksitter in our junior high.

Penelope can you be my dicksitter for the night.
by Drew and Brock July 27, 2006
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Dickityrubra

The act of rubbing the head of your erect penis on a woman's clit repeatedly.
During sex last night Coel said he pulled out for a mid-session dickityrubra. The girl liked it so much she gave him an ol' finger diddley.
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I have a case of dickoritous!
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Dankosity (dan-ko-si-ty)

1) The quality of being Dank.

2) The measure of dankness in Cannabis Sensimilia.
example 1) Man this shit has a level of dankosity (dan-ko-si-ty) that is through the roof.

example 2) Whoa this shit must have been grown by Mr. Dankosity (dan-ko-si-ty) himself.

example 3) Dude this shit ranks a 4.20 on the dankosity (dan-ko-si-ty) scale.
by Mr Dankosity July 23, 2010
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