Hickory Dickory Dock

A persons that is slow; not smart

violet : girl he dont need thanksgiving dinner if he got me ;))
mak : bitch he gon starve
violet : no dumb bitch he not gon starve he got me you fucking hickory dickory dock

by Idontneedaplan November 28, 2018

Slippery dickory doc

The you’re fucking a girl from behind standing up and she cums all over the hardwood floor , and you slip in the cum and get injured.

She likes the slippery dickory dock ,but last time I about broke my ankle!

by Doc Cook August 9, 2021

Dickorette

Dick flavored gum that is chewed to help stave off your cravings for Dick. Used for Dick addicts who are trying to quit dick.

Emily had an uncontrollable urge to suck my dick as she always does but she's been trying to cut back so she popped in a piece of Dickorette and it helped stave off her dick craving urge.

by Rothey39 March 3, 2010

dickoration

The act of decorating one's penis through methods including but not limited to:
- tattoos
- diamonds
- stickers
- wax paintings
- gems
- piercings

Synonyms: pejazzling, aka. penis vajazzling.

"Oh Pedro, your dickorations make my vajazzles tingle."

by The Vajazzlers September 12, 2014

Big Dickery

Showing off. A (sometimes inappropriate or unnecessary) display of power.

"That was some Big Dickery on behalf of the military, did they really have to blow up the entire country?"

by pulse.101 May 15, 2014

Pre flop dickery

Used in Texas hold'em poker when there are several people who bet or raise before the first 3 community cards are drawn from the pack (known as the flop)

(Before any community cards are seen)
Person:
1) I call
2) I bet
3) I raise
4) I re-raise
5) I'm not getting involved with this Pre flop dickery, I fold!

by Sketzz October 30, 2011

Dickotry

The careful art or act of being a dick.

Anthony just told an utterly gorgeous girl that he's more attracted to his grandmother. While he surely just cockblocked himself, I commend his dickotry.

by chordstricken December 8, 2007