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dickaholic

1.When a dude CANNOT stop talking about his dick at all 2. A girl is addicted to sucking dick
1. Man your a dickaholic you needa shut up taking about ur penis all the time. 2. Damn girl thats the tenth time this week u is dickaholic
by unicornthemighty August 27, 2015
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dickaholic

A person who has a persistant and unrelenting personality defect in which, no matter what he does, he is always prick. It is to the point where the guy has to be a prick just to level himself and feel real.
Careful, Mikey is a dickaholic. He'll just cause you greif and pain with no upside.
by Evan Spectrum October 2, 2005
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Dickolic

I'm dickolic af I want it all day everyday
by Rosey bitch March 23, 2017
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dipoholic

A person that is addicted to dip (tobacco snuff)
Mikey is such a dipoholic. He dips like it is his religion.
by Redneckgoose July 14, 2016
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Dickahollic

A person(regardless of gender or sexual orientation) who presents an fascination/obsession towards penises.
Man,that guy is such an dickahollic...
by not an grammar nazi March 18, 2018
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dickholing

/dik hōliNG/ (present participle): The act of using a shaving soap and its corresponding "matching" scent in aftershave ("matching" being in quotations as the scents really don't match) which references the sex act of pulling a penis through the dickhole in whitey tighties in order to have boring, vanilla sex with lights off, underwear on, in missionary position exclusively.
I copped a set of that Barrister and Mann Fougère Classique and you know your boy was straight up dickholing dat ting first thing this morning. Great shave, brother.
by BellicoseStampCollector February 13, 2023
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Dickological Clock

A middle age man who has not been laid in a while’s need to get laid before it is too late to perform sexually
Andy has not been laid in three years and his dickological clock is ticking and it is really starting to worry him
by Deeper thoughts April 16, 2025
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