dickmiles

A.K.A. DM’s, the unit of measurement defining how many miles of penis ones partner has had laid into them throughout their history.

When choosing a life partner, it’s imperative to find a low DM or dickmiles model, this will help prevent the need for sidewalling.

by Struggling scartist January 23, 2021

dickmire

A real dumbass.A non thinking move made by someone.

John is such a dickmire,he didn"t think that though.That was such a dickmire move you ass.

by head dickmire January 8, 2012

dickfive

Someone who is being a dick, but more of a dick than a dickfor. See also: dicksix, dickseven, dicktwelve.

That asshole just cut me off! What a dickfive.

by TWoon April 19, 2008