Dickmatized

WHEN you have had a man sex you so good that you feel hypnotized from the dick itself, as you feel drunk, and dizzy . This feeling is only Aquired by a true dicksman

i dickmatized her now she blowing up my phone

by KayKayDungan December 21, 2016

Dickmatized

When your behavior suddenly shifts from normal, sane or rational to batshit crazy once you get hit with some good dick....
Resulting charges range from criminal mischief to homicide..

He dickmatized her into not caring that he was a 37 year old “semi-pro” gamer owing back child support still living at home with his mommy.

by ROLEXX/ WHITE RAPPERZ August 14, 2019

dickmaze

1.) A high-maintenance fuckboi with such narrow, specific and usually unrealistic requirements for a potential sex partner that anyone stupid enough to want his dick who trieds fulfilling his myriad needs to get access to his dick is likely to get lost, as in a maze

2.) An online dating profile of such a fuckboi
3.) The unrealistic requirements themselves

Steph: Derek in English II loves animé, so I'm gonna get all of FLCL on BluRay. And he loves Jay-Z, so I'm getting him tattooed on my upper arm, and--
Deb: Hold up, Derek? From English II? He has $200 worth of hair product and 1 pair of tightie whites! Don't get a damn permanent tattoo for that dickmaze!

by Stoned Faux October 10, 2018

Dickmatized

When a woman gets dick so good that she suffers a variety of symptoms ranging from letting things she normally wouldn't "slide" or him to get away with lies and other devious behavior. Extreme cases include believing his lies, giving him access to her home, car and cash, and making excuses for his obvious bad behavior.

Samantha ass was so dickmatized she let Chris drive her car AND have her whole tax return because he said he could "flip" it .

by Jaded88 February 11, 2018

dickmatize

To mesmerize or enchant a woman with you sexual prowess.

She's been calling me everyday sicnce we hooked up, she's so dickmatize.

by bob_deep November 15, 2009

Dickmatized

Hypnotized by a good dick :D. And you can’t think straight because the dick is so good! Dickmatized!

You know you dickmatized when you want someone to meet your father when it’s only been a week and a half.

by Ali Escobedo August 13, 2018

Dickmatized

Hypnotizing a chick into submission by laying down that good dick.

Yo. I dickmatized Dawn last night. Now she wants it all the time.

by Tarendactyl May 31, 2016