Dicktree

Anyone who is dumb enough to think their chest muscles are called peckers.

Guy 1: Man, I could knock you out with my peckers.

Guy 2: Dude, you are such a dicktree

by Heavy Herman April 14, 2009

dickletyzed

A woman who becomes religious because a man she's into is a Jesus junky.

Jackie used to be a hoochie mamma, but Joey totally dickletyzed her, now she goes to church, reads a bible, and has a rosary hanging on her bed, where the handcuffs used to be.

by drbillyg May 17, 2011

dickletoe

When you can see the outline of ones dick through their pants

Like a camel toe for men, dickletoe

by Lenzy32 January 27, 2015

dickleweed

When you wake up in the morning for work or school and haven't had time to shower, wash your face, or put makeup on, and you end up talking to your crush.

"Dude, I saw Chelsey today. Ugh, I looked like such a dickleweed!!"

"Dude, no you don't! You look great. You just look like you partied with rockstars last night and forgot to shave!

by samedifference October 5, 2018

dickleprep

Prepare to get dicked

Dickleprep bozo

by Dad 😙 April 5, 2021

dickeltweet

A person who just sounds dumb when they talk more or less sound like there off of George dickel bottle talking.

“What are you saying you dickeltweet”

by Dinosaooorr May 9, 2024

Kiss Under The Dickletoe

When you stand under the misstletoe and whip you d*ck out and get it sucked or f**ked

At Christmas time when everyone gives you presents , the best present is kiss under the dickletoe

Jack:"Hey Gary sophies under the mistletoe "

Gary:"Going to see if I can ket s kiss under the dickletoe"

Gary:"I love christmas"

by hercumungous March 3, 2016