Dickface Joey

The epitome of Dickfacery. Stands at the top of the dickface hirarchy. No single person, nor group of people can surpass this person in dickfacery.

Oh looks Dickface Joey just kicked a box of puppies in front of a moving train.

by Thatoneguy Jones July 27, 2010

Dickface

An amazing word that describes a person (usually a man) who is being a loser or ignorant.

Justin is acting like a major Dickface

by August7997 May 22, 2016

dickfaceuggs

When your girl wants sex but she doesn't want to take off her uggs.

"Man we were about to have sex and obliterate each other but she went all dickfaceuggs on me"

by LoreMcmuffin November 16, 2014

Dickface

A cool word to call your local law enforcement officials preferribly out of ear range.

No sir, I didn't call you a dickface. I said 'cold night isn't it'?

by christa November 14, 2003

dickface

Much better insult than dick head

Hannah: Charl your such a bloody dickface..
charl: DUDE THATS SUCH A GOOD INSULT

by MAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMA June 13, 2009

dickface punch

to punch a male in the dick, and when they bend over, punch them in the face; a one-two punch

I will dickface punch him for disrespecting me.

by alvarez5th October 6, 2017

Dickface Syndrome

Noun.

A very serious medical diagnosis, in which a human being of the male sex, expresses himself in an extremely offensive, obnoxious, and dickfaced manner.

-Some symptoms of Dickface Syndrome are as follows:

-Saying your jeans make you look fat, even when not asked.

-Openly hitting on your friends when you are next to him.
-Obviously considering himself too sexy for his shirt. and you.

-Liking making you feel like a piece of dog shit. A lot.

-Blowing you off when you have plans and not caring.

-Possibly wearing clothes way to big for him, because he thinks he's sexy. Even if he's not

Avoid men who have Dickface Syndrom at ALL COST.

Trish: My boyfriend just blew me off to hang out with Bitchyslutfacewhore!

Sally: This is the second time this week. He obviously has Dickface Syndrome. He's not even cute. And his clothes are way to big for him. You should dump him.

by WordInvtentor August 17, 2011