Dickjockey

A dickjockey is a woman who fails at every position besides sitting on your penis.

“Yo, Ayden! I had this chick last night, she was a dickjockey, fell off the bed during doggystyle!”

by Failee Israelee February 19, 2019

dicksmoker

Synonym for "cocksucker"

Quit blocking the intersection, you dicksmoker!

by Anthony Volpe April 22, 2003

dicklover

Someone who loves dicks.

She is such a dicklover!

by cuzitssweetlikeme February 12, 2009

Dickholery

The act of being a person who is both an asshole and a dick, and who thereby acquires and exhibits the worst qualities of both.

About 1 in 10 people is out of work thanks in large part to government and Wall Street dickholery.

by unrealgecko August 22, 2011

dickover

What you have when you wake up after sucking dick all night

Marco: "Gilda, Let's go out for breakfast!"

Gilda: "oh honey, i dont feel up to it. I have a serious dickover this morning."

by Jennni January 11, 2019

dickovery

Discovered Dick

I just had a dickovery

by BeelSS October 23, 2018

dicklover9000

people named Maro can also be called dicklover9000

hes dicklover9000

by Equation9 February 19, 2022