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Wipe Your Dickhole

The act of employing a square of toilet paper to blot the pesky droplets of pee which sometimes remain at the tip of the penis and may dribble into one's pants or undergarments post- urination.
"Dude, since I started rockin' girlfriend jeans I've been freeballingon the reg and I swear, everytime I piss I get pee stains around my crotch."

"Bro, looks you're gonna have to learn to wipe your dickhole."
by L.O.L. Cool J May 25, 2012
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dickhole

a very annoying, irrational, rude person...a poor excuse for a human being
Russ is being such a dickhole right now.
by kevin t. April 12, 2003
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dicknose

1. An individual who behaves like an asshole or is a pain in the ass.
2. Someone whose nose is shaped like a penis.
1. "Go fuck yourself, dicknose!"
2. That guy has a dicknose just like his father's.
by Simon January 26, 2003
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fistfucked in the dickhole

The worst thing that could ever happen to you...
"I can't believe she slept with my best friend...My heart feels like it got fistfucked in the dickhole..."
by Jan Warren January 23, 2008
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clinton darkhorses

Clinton Darkhorses - Home team of Willie Parker as announced by him before Super Bowl 40, when he set the SuperBowl longest run from scrimmage record.
" Why didn't Willie say he was from UNC, man ?
" Because he's from Clinton High, dude, home of the Clinton Darkhorses.
by J McPhail December 30, 2007
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dickhole fucking

a disturbing new trend in gay sex. a man with an erect penis inserts his member into his partner's flaccid wang. when performing this sex act, the man fucking the limp dick must be careful to not cum inside the shaft or the dude's gonna have massive blueballs and a veritable sperm turf war going on in his testicles.
I heard about dickhole fucking last night on Dateline, man I thought getting a q-tip shoved down my urethra was bad.
by Ben Verbeck January 6, 2008
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Paperclip Dickhole

A game in which two extremely high individuals try to get each other to feel the sensation of a paperclip entering their urethra. This is achieved by the constant shouting of “paperclip dickhole” and the whispering of vivid, descriptive, and penis wrenching phrases in the opponent’s ear.
by Pootismuffin November 25, 2019
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