DickWarmer

A small lap dog, usually from Mexico that will nest on your cock to keep it warm. You must be carful because on a bad day they can become dick stompers.

Unc: Steve have u seen my dickwarmer?
Steve: I think I saw it running around the kitchen

by Lordgumby November 20, 2016

dicktardation

The state of being a dicktard, which is a half retard/half dick. Dicktardation most commonly occurs among the species known as homo sapiens. See also: fucktardation.

How is it possible for these insane arguments for drug prohibition to continue in our supposedly advanced culture? Isn't it time to recognize that the so-called 'war on drugs' cannot be 'won', and merely persists because of its enormously consistent profitability? History has shown us that the only way to reduce the potential for harm in prohibited drugs is to legalize, educate and regulate.

Unfortunately, due to massive dicktardation on the part of the politicians, judges and police who create and enforce these puritanical prohibition laws, rampant gang violence and the senseless incarceration of non-violent 'offenders' will continue on endlessly.

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. November 12, 2010

dicktard

A combination dick/ retard. that is to say that not only is the guy a complete moron, but he's also a flat-out asshole.

Man, David Spade is such a total dicktard, i bet he likes a nice hot carl.

by InSoMnIaK July 20, 2003

Dicktard

Someone who is being both retarded and an asshole. A conjunction of the adjectives "dick" and "retard"

Even though Bill was wrong, he still argued the point. So Stephanie called him a dicktard.

by Dark Dreamer January 15, 2014

dicktar

Whipping out your cock and playing it like a guitar.

I'm gonna play her a love song on my dicktar.

by philfur April 2, 2010

dickwarming

The act of penetration between male and female, but not having the sex motion. Just cuddling with your penis inside of her: she keeps your dick warm.

“We were laying in bed, and I skipped it inside. We were dickwarming all night”

by Nicaddictlol December 6, 2020

Dicktarded

The state of consciousness or euphoria following orgasm after having really good sex.

Sex with john left me dicktarded.

by Xtyn82 June 28, 2017