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dickfaggery

1. Completely inane and supercilious homosexuality; ridiculously pointless gayness.

2. Wholly douchebaggish and idiotic behavior; combining aspects of both a dick and a contemporary faggot.
1. Jasper could not believe the level of dickfaggery displayed by the group of flamers.

2. Carla deeply resented the prurient dickfaggery of the jeering construction workers.
by D. Ick December 11, 2010
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DICKFINGERS

A disease that plagues the nation, exemplified by the typing of words so incorrectly that they imply your fingers are penises. This normally occurs when writing with a keyboard. People affected by this disease tend to misspell even the simplest of words. This disease was discovered by a scientist/pwnologist named DR.JASZSINGH. Unfortunately, there is no known cure for DICKFINGERS.
Jorgeiscoolxx: yuo i ddi nohtngi yesterday

itszemochickXX: dude you have dickfingers or something?
by pwnissa June 21, 2009
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dickfucker

No real meaning... just a nasty sounding name to call someone when you're really pissed off at him. A word to be blurted out in anger, just like son of a bitch, cocksucker or asshole.
"Shut the fuck up, dickfucker!"
"That dickfucker needs a good swift boot in the ass!"
by twtbc April 21, 2010
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dickhugger

Someone who takes comfort in being at close proximity to a dick.
Don't you have a parade to go to, dickhugger?
by S4lut December 5, 2009
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Dickfingers

A braggart whose writing is so self-referential and egotistical as to be considered masturbatory. A metaphorical reference indicating that the act of typing out such writing is a self-induced pleasure for the jerkoff doing the writing.
Did you see that guy's love letter to himself? What a dickfingers.
by jjfromkansas August 2, 2012
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dicknugget

1.a man who is behaving badly or acting more rude, immature, insensitive, jerky, or anal than usual. deemed eligible for a major bitchslap.
*also known as a douchetard.*

2.counterpart to the female 'dis' cuntcake.

3. a man who is practicing poor personal hygeine for no apparent reason to the point it may result in a "dingleberry of the dick"
"god, it must be his 'time of the month. he is acting like a total fucking dicknugget today"
~or~
"hey dicknugget! put down the video game control... get your lazy ass off the couch and fucking take a shower. your damn taint is starting to smell!!"
by tendonitis October 19, 2008
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Dickfuckery

A versatile phrase, with two primary uses.

1) The act of playing a fool/being intentionally stupid/messing around, but taking it too far.

2) An organisation/organiser, your employer, or someone in charge in general imposing regulations that are completely unnecessary and aggravating.
1) "It was funny watching Gilmore try breaking the ice, until she made that Holocaust joke. Absolute dickfuckery."

2)"Last time I was at the airport they made me take off my flip flops to go through the metal detector. Absolute dickfuckery!"
by Couple of sheep here and there October 24, 2017
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