Dickolio

1. When your dick or balls have polio is defined as Dickolio. They become completely worthless.

2. A term coined by Demetri Martin and John Benjamin.

3. A limp dick.

Man Whore, "Last night I saw this chicks slut bagel and I was immediately stricken with Dickolio."

Mark Hoppus, "I saw your boobs, and my wiener ran away."

by Nick2401 June 22, 2011

dickolo

someone that is such a jerk that calling them a dick or a doucebag isn't an adequate description

Jeff: Hey! Stop picking on Tim for having a big nose.
Steve: Yeah. You're worse than a douche bag. You're a dickolo.

by bromine24 September 17, 2014

dickologist

One who knows and understands the dick and is able to treat the dick EXACTLY as it desires to be treated.

One who gives good/great/amazing head.

The mistress of blowjobs!

Art: So, how's the head?
Sam: That bitch is a dickologist!

by n2funsd February 3, 2010

dickflix

it's like netflix but wih dicks

"mum, shall we put dickflix on tonight?"

by bearface14 June 19, 2016

Eat-a-Dickology

The study of eating a dick. Usually an insult.

You SO got your doctorate in Eat-a-Dickology.

by Los Cineastas September 19, 2005

dicktorious

A man who's notorious for having a large and/or able penis.

"Guess what? I have a date with Jonathan tonight!"

"Oooh! He's dicktorious around here. You're not gonna be able to walk straight tomorrow."

by anotherjenny October 15, 2011

Dickmolished

When two people are playing ping pong and a hit strikes one of the players in the dick

Dude, jimmy lost in ping pong last night after he got dickmolished by sandra

by @mickyminaj July 18, 2015