Dickslap

When you are recieving head from someone and they are noy doing a very good job, you slap their face with your penis until they get a black eye

SLAP!!!! You call that a blowjob? SLAP!! SLAP!!!SLAP!!!

by big titty bitch January 22, 2005

dickflat

A Term used to define a male erection that all of a sudden goes Flaccid for no apparent reason.

I was having sex with my boyfriend and we were just "Bumping and Grinding" when all of a sudden he went limp, ERT! He got a DICKFLAT!

by Virtual Fantasm February 24, 2015

dickflake

A dickflake is a guy who is soft af.
Just like a snowflake but with a dick.

Person 1: I saw John cry while watching the notebook
Person2: Such a dickflake

by ShayBey December 8, 2016

dickslap

The newest "it" sexual style among those of us of slightly freakier/non-conformist persuasion. Especially loved by dominant freak guys. Better known as cockslap. Usually done on the face, and the purpose of it is not to degrade, nor to leave very visible marks (it should be done lightly). Mainly, the purpose is to show that a girl "belongs" to a guy emotionally/spiritually/physically. It is almost a way of branding. Good to mention if you want to freak out normal people.

Shall we finish it off with a dickslap or what?- my boi to me.
You know, honey, I think I'll be so ecstatic by the end of this that I won't care if you do it.- me.

by ms m September 29, 2004

dickslapper

1. chronic masturbator

2. someone engaged in useless time wasting

Get away from me, you dickslapper.

by jake December 23, 2003

Dickslap

When a male genitalia gently grazes your chin

Devlin got dickslapped by MR. K while doing burpees and then proceeded to bruise his chin

by Cblake67 March 18, 2019

dicklap

A dicklap is when all the fat from your fatass stomach overlaps your tiny dick so it can't be seen.

Fatass patrick Kippert probably has a dicklap with all that fat stretch on his belly, and we all know he has a small zub.

by Kyle Smith July 5, 2004