The Dicket Fence

The act of holding your dick in your hand and slapping a row of people in the face with it. This would be similar to running a stick across a picket fence.

Hugh had all of the bitches get on their knees and he ran the dicket fence on them.

by iam2eeyore June 8, 2010

dicket

The act of sucking a dick in exchange for admission to any sort of event.

If it's a good enough show I definitely would be down to scalp some dickets to get in !

by keketrobo05 September 20, 2014

dicketry

the way and means of being a dick

Hey, your being a dick and I'm tired of your dicketry!

by Captain Ahab March 8, 2003

dickthroat

When someone continuously coughs over and over again uncontrollably.

Why don't you fix that dickthroat you have Sam?

by Dickthroat mcgee June 25, 2008

dickenthrope

"a transvestite werewolf; a werewolf that enjoys dressing in drag." noun.

I was attacked by a confused dickenthrope.

by aki December 10, 2004

Dicket

a credential which grants admission to claim a penis for a designated event, amount of time or moment; a ticket to claim some dick; a steady night caller; male invite to assume an intimate position

Go out & have a drink alone. Don't worry, your holding a "dicket" in your pocket for big boy Ed to come and dick ya down when your done having fun.

I'm calling Tom, he's my "dicket"!

This "dicket" ensures my booty call will be ready, willing and able to satisfy my needs.

by ShootingtheBird September 6, 2011

dickthinker

A man with sexual motives or a man "thinking with his dick"

Wheres Matt tonight?

Ohh hes with his girlfriend.

...Such a "dickthinker"

Haaard.

by Wayne-OH February 20, 2011