DickButt

An ingenious creature known to be located in Baghdad, Iraq. Characteristics are as follows : large head, long shaft and a huge double lumped ass. Dick Butt likes to be graffiti'ed on T-Walls through out the Baghdad area. Dick Butt strikes fear into the heart of terrorist and also may help deter EFP attacks.

Dude, WTF is that?

Man, I don't know, but it looks like a dick with a butt with a dick in it's butt.

So, would that be a DickButt?

by DickButt the Dickbutt November 7, 2016

Dickbuttfuckface

An insult to either your sad, disturbing friends or to your mom and what just happened to her

My goodness Fred, you are a dickbuttfuckface for stealing my popcorn.

by Dubble E January 5, 2005

Dickbutter

Combination of non sexual lube type liquids that make up a super lube. Perfect for your girl to give you a mind blowing handjob.

Babe can you give me a handjob with the dickbutter?

by SuezeeSmurd November 5, 2018

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by Fritzwastaken September 2, 2022

dirtbutton

Ancient Roman reference to the entrance of your cornchute. The last place a turd flies out of before it hits the ground.

Why don't you polish my dirtbutton after you wax your chodes.

Today I am going to get my dirtbutton bleached.

by Senor Chodes October 19, 2004

Dickbutter

Another term for saying lubrication. Dickbutter is a funnier and cruder way to say lubrication.

Dude, I went in the store yesterday and half the isle on the left was dedicated to Dickbutter. It was seriously disturbing.

by Turkeymash December 13, 2014

dickbutt

dickbutt (pronunciation: dik-buht)

verb (slang)
1. To press the penis against an object in a short, sharp fashion in order to illicit a humourous response

noun (slang)
1. A barrel or cask used to hold penises in order to illicit a humourous response
2. The end of the grip of a firearm, carved into a penis shape in order to illicit a humourous response
3. The remains of a cigarette after smoking, moulded into a penis shape in order to illicit a humourous response

synonyms:
1. cocktub, willymuzzle

1. You've brought more penises? Good, good. Sort them by size and chuck them in to the appropriately labelled dickbutt. Then we can start making some hot dogs!

2. Please dont dickbutt my face today, I've just had my wisdom teeth out.

by curriemaster September 2, 2013