dickatitus

Not being able to get a boner.

I think i have dickatitus, i've been watch porn for an hour and nothin!

by connor1414 January 28, 2009

dickalitis

Sucking to much dick

She was diagnosed with dickalitis

by Brite Eyez September 21, 2017

dickasitis

Addicted to that dick.

She'll do anything he tells her to, because she's got dickasitis.

by LilOrphanAnnie November 25, 2021

Dickaration

A dickaration is the equivalent of a decoration and it has the same concept as well. You can look but you cannot touch. This is what we call a dickaration.

Michael: Hey buddy, have you seen the new chick that got hired yet?
Mical: No, what does it matter to you anyway? She is just another dickaration around the office.

by Miggity Mack December 27, 2011

Dickatitious

Gets aids penis explodes

Son 'Mom i have dickatitious its about to boom'

Mom 'let it explode no grandkids for me 😃'

by frysfpos May 31, 2021

dickritic

a piece o' shite critic who interferes hwence interference is not called for.

OR

a hand puppy for virgins.

"Nice pants, faggot"
"Quit being a dickritic and get back to shaving your nether-back, you piece 'o critic"

"Terrence"
"Yes Philip"
"What's that critic on your lap?"
"Oh, that's my dickritic"

by Alessio Datura January 12, 2022

Dickariously

When one lives vicariously through the dick of another, usually phallic member of a close friend. Notably not an experience exclusive to men.

Person 1: Hey man, I’m releasing a new sex toy. The launch party is going to be lit, wanna come?
Person 2: Nah I’m married… I’ll live dickariously though. 😏👊
Person 1: 😏👊

by youngbuck69 August 24, 2022