dickscusting

Anything relating to the male genitalia with a grotesque nature.

John, those herpes sores are dickscusting.

by Bobby Steele April 19, 2005

Dickcunt

A term of extreme abuse for somebody or something that has has annoyed or offended one.

Oh my god, he's such a dickcunt.

You've been a right dickcunt.

by Soppy Willybums May 13, 2005

dickscusting

Anything that smells like dick.

Gloria, have you been to the BP Foxton toilets? Yeah, I couldn't believe how unhygendick they were. They smelt Dickscusting.

by staceyandphil August 19, 2006

dicktacular

A penis that performs beyond all expectations.

OMG I went home with this guy last night that was Dicktacular.

by Ecgeo January 18, 2016

dickacunt

a clitoris thatlooks like a penis

hey look at that dickacunt

by RJ Skylar May 24, 2003

Technical Dickafulties

1. Unable to sustain an erection engaging in sexual activities.

2. Penis remains in flacid state despite attempts at stimulation.

"Last night I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend but he kept having technical dickafulties, so I just used my vibrator instead"

"We started off hot and heavy but then he encountered technical dickafulties and he started crying, I felt like dying, so I decided to go to the other room and watch TV"

by ~Boop op pi Do~ December 23, 2009

Dickicult

Someone who has a history of being a known Dick and is being difficult on purpose.

My boyfriend likes to be dickicult with me he finds this very amusing. Dick difficult amusing

by Revrhomicmil May 8, 2018