Thick dick

Large ass motherfucking dick

PersonA:I got a Thick dick

PersonB: I got some thick dick last night and I chocked so hard

by @lick my dick harder daddy October 20, 2019

Thick as dick

When something or someone is profoundly thick (diameter-wise or stupid), resistant, heavy, or ignorant.

Alternatively: "about as girthy of a diameter as you'd expect a dick to be"

The new shocks I put on my quad are thick as dick, they have almost no play.

My manager is a total dumbass and always demands perfection while he's a slob, he's thick as dick.

Just boarded up my windows for the hurricane, these panels are thick as diiiiick! Ain't no wind gonna blow my house down!

Yo this milkshake is thick as dick, it won't even flow through this straw.

DAMN, shawty! That booty THICC as DICC!

have fun with it

by CapnRedbeard647 August 6, 2019

Dick Thicket

A "Dick Thicket" is hair found in the frontal genital area of a man's crotchal region.

After a nice trim, Jimmy used a comb to "fluff" his pubes into a neat and pillowy dick thicket

by Mastasy22 February 22, 2011

dicktrickle

Pre-cum and or a secretion from the tip of the penis due to a STD.

Man i got the dicktrickles today after banging that prostitute.

by Steve Yonker January 30, 2005

Dicktrick

A 4 goal game by a player, usually hockey.
Originated from professional hockey player Joe Thornton saying he would whip his dick out and masterbate directly after scoring his 4th goal of the game.

Fan #1: Hey did you you see Jumbo Joe's dicktrick
Fan #2: The 4th goal had such a sick celly!

by TheTFedoration February 1, 2017

dickhickey

When a chic sucks your dick so long the head turns a bright red.

Damn Juanita gave me a dickhickey last night and the mofo is still fuckin red!

by Silk Brah March 28, 2008

dicktick

1. A person who can not have enough of a particular cock. Becoming a tick like creature by sucking it dry.

2. A person who sucks a penis after swallowing the cum. Trying to suck it dry.

Dude that bitch was such a dicktick, I nutted, she swallowed and she just kept going!

by ChuliFly April 16, 2009