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Dick Suck Crazy

When something extremely unexpected happens, and bystanders cover their mouths with a clenched, balled fist with the thumb side toward the mouth, thus mimicking the motion of grasping the primary male reproductive organ and inserting said organ into ones mouth.
This is usually accompanied by a long, drawn out "Daaaaaaaaaaamn" to further express surprise.
Andrew: Hey Neil, I fucked your mom last night for real. Here, check the pics and vids on my phone.

Jeff: Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn (slowly covering mouth with thumb side of clenched fist)... Neil your mom's a sick bitch!

Neil: Whatever, I've got some of me and Andrew's mom on my phone, see?

Jeff: Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn (slowly covering mouth with thumb side of clenched fist again)...

Andrew: Enough of that Dick Suck Crazy bullshit, learn a new reaction.
by RECLA1M3R October 23, 2011
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dick suck of life

When u get a bj and you make a weird face but u feel like they sucked ur soul out and u bust a nut so hard it automaticalky goes down ur throat
Danm deja gave me the dick suck of life
by sioanexbobyjonhson June 21, 2016
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Dick Suck 3

The third installment of the Dick Suck gaming franchise. Released February 12, 2019. The game takes a tense and intricate take on morality, loyalty, and faith in Nazi Germany and the United Kingdom during the Second World War. Often seen as a revitalization of the DS franchise.
"Hey have you played DS3 yet?"

"Dick Suck 3? I played it all night last night!"
by Kingfisher317 April 5, 2019
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Dick suck december

The moth teens and adults get roudy
If u know what mean,sex they have sex

The month to be horny and fuck
Yo im so redy for dick suck december my girls vigina is going to be crusty and dusty by the end of the month
by Fuge_Nuggets December 18, 2019
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Captain Dick Suck

captain dick suck

A man that has made his way by being a know it all yet is a joke and sucking off others of metaphorically to get the high ranking job that he did, by being a sycophant a person who acts obsequiously toward someone important in order to gain an advantage over others- like you.

Thank you- captain dick suck!
Thank you- captain dick suck! for being a no it all in your job. yet we all know how you got there, don't we?
by M. R. Duriez October 9, 2018
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mexican dick suck

When one inserts his or her genitalia into a vacuum cleaner's metal neck for sexual stimulation.
Hey Billy want to come to the mexican dick suck at my house later I got a brand new hoover.

No grandpa I don't want to help you with your mexican dick suck I've already had to clean out the vacuum's filter twice this week and its only tuesday.

Hey Alex want to go to mexico with me later I just got a brand wet dry vac.
by X2f01 June 23, 2008
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CPR Dick Suck

CPR Dick Suck is a process in which a mans dick is sucked to give it CPR, reviving it.
I need to revive petes dick. I need to suck it. Yummy CPR Dick Suck.
by Benis lover February 17, 2022
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