1. To use one's penis to transmit diseases via sexual intercourse with multiple partners.
2. For an individual (particularly of the male sex) to seek sexual intercourse with disregard to one's self or another.
2. For an individual (particularly of the male sex) to seek sexual intercourse with disregard to one's self or another.
1.*"Hey, why is everyone angry at Todd?"
"Well, they found out he went around 'Zombie-Dicking' last night and now we've all gotta get checked."
"Goodness gracious... call the C.D.C."
2.*"I'm so worn out and my flesh hurts, man..."
"Maybe you should quit 'Zombie-Dicking' and get a hold of yourself before you catch an STD."
"I guess, bro-"
"Fuck you, Chad."
"Well, they found out he went around 'Zombie-Dicking' last night and now we've all gotta get checked."
"Goodness gracious... call the C.D.C."
2.*"I'm so worn out and my flesh hurts, man..."
"Maybe you should quit 'Zombie-Dicking' and get a hold of yourself before you catch an STD."
"I guess, bro-"
"Fuck you, Chad."
by CheddarMember December 21, 2019
Johnny did not want to go to the chalkboard because he had a classic case of zombie dick.
Kids going through puberty often have zombie dick.
Kids going through puberty often have zombie dick.
by Dr.RickMarshall June 29, 2009
The median between a "whiskey dick" and a full blown erection. "Zombie Dick" occurs when the male attempts to revive his whiskey dick by any means necessary for the purpose of sexual pleasure. The undead, semi-life form resembles that of a Zombie resulting in a sub-par sexual performance and resentment towards ones genitals.
Guy 1: "Dude, did you fuck her?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but I had a bad case of Zombie dick, it was a terrible performance."
Guy 2: "Yeah, but I had a bad case of Zombie dick, it was a terrible performance."
by A male with genitals August 7, 2009
The result of placing leeches on your penis to cause lack of erections and shriveling of the penis causing the penis to look pale and scared. this practice originated from texas in 2003 when homosexuals wished to hide their erections when they saw men.
"Dude, I saw a rotting hot-dog yesterday and it looked like a zombie dick."
"I dont want to go in that lake, i'd end up with a zombie dick".
"I dont want to go in that lake, i'd end up with a zombie dick".
by killfags42 April 8, 2009
A Zombie Dick is a person who is a or an extremely annoying, egotistical, jerk, asshole, dickface, prick, son-of-a-bitch, etc...(Insert other description of a seriously negative nature). Everything said person touches becomes infected with their negative energy and can turn a whole group people into an angry mob.... This person should be shunned and smite from any area until a cure can be found....preferably by a +1 Mace of Disruption....
by Erock & Ninjamac October 26, 2009