palm tree dick

A proverbial slang referring to one who steals another's shade; Taker of comfort. A shady individual out for himself. Feminine- palm tree cunt.

That palm tree dick told everyone that it was his idea.

Give me the remote, don't be such a palm tree dick!

by leprechaunic November 7, 2013

tree skin dick

Where the penile regions accumulate dense,dark, bump like features resembling the bark of a tree

Girl:how was last night
Friend: giiiiiirl the sex hurt so bad because he had that tree skin dick goin on.
Girl: oh no.

by libby2013 July 7, 2016

Dicktree

A word used to insult those who are so incredably uncool as to ressemble a tree made of dick.

Asian: "Yaow, I got A++ this assignment with barely even try! Time to play laptop with my exchange parents! ^^ "

White d00d: "Shut the fuck up dicktree!"

by Jordan September 29, 2004

Dicktree

Trees that resemble the shape of a massive bear cock that makes all white men jealous

Dude look at that dicktree!!

by DanSako November 23, 2018

Dicktree

Anyone who is dumb enough to think their chest muscles are called peckers.

Guy 1: Man, I could knock you out with my peckers.

Guy 2: Dude, you are such a dicktree

by Heavy Herman April 14, 2009