dick taters

newly created slang term for genital warts on penis..

I was just about to deep throat his cock, but my tongue felt something funny, and I saw that he had a bad case of the Dick Taters!!!

by gomer79 February 27, 2011

dick tater

Often misspelled as dictator, a dick tater is a man or woman who:

1. Sucks dick while shucking a tater.
2. Cucumbers a man while making a salad.
3. All of the above

A noun, used to define a dick, penis, schlong, willy, knocker, doorhandle, flipper, lightswitch, mega whomp, googler, grapple, grapple hook, and flipschlinger.

This in turn added to the tater, being a round object usually stuck in something whether the ground or a bush, it is used in a thrusting manner until totally engrossed by those which are engrossing the grossage. If you understand the above reading please continue.

A Dick Tater usually is also mentioned in a childs school book as Adolf Hitler or Barney, depending on age.

See dick.

That man thinks he is a Dick Tater!@!@!

by Bob Hester February 13, 2004

dick-tater

A potato you put diwn your pants to enhance your bulge.

Are you happy to see me, or is that a dick-tater in your psnts?

by numbtard August 24, 2016

Dick Tater

Someone who is a dick in the figurative sense, or looks like one, and who also looks like a potato, in the literal sense, who is also attempting to gain the highest political office in their land. See Australian opposition leader 2025 election.

Do you think Peter Dutton will be a dictator if he gets into office? Have you seen a photo of him now he shaves his head? He a full blown Dick Tater, mate.

by Appos mates. April 17, 2025

The only time I feel alive when I taste dick

In the song Coming Out Strong by Future Ft. The Weeknd, In the second verse future says “The only time I feel alive when I take it”. But people have recalled future saying the only time I feel alive when I taste dick implying that future likes pp and is gay lol (jkjk)

Person 1: *singing the song out loud* The only time I feel alive when I taste dick
Person 2: Bro what did you just say
Person 1: I swear its not what you think

by HitMyLineBbGurl;) January 4, 2021

big tastey dick

a really tastey dick.

woman: "u have a really big tastey dick"
man: "thanks. now keep sucking."

by mommy milker drinker February 23, 2024

Tastes like dick

slang; exclaiming it "tastes like dick" compares said beverage or food to the "cheesey" rod found in a chav's paints; nasty, smelly, putrid, trying to immitate the other sexual beverages, but not living up to boasted reputation.

Just say that you've been given something to eat or drink by your homeslice and it tastes terrible or is just plain weak sauce;

Jay "Anything to drink up in this place"

Homeslice "Fo' shizzle ma' nizzle get ur laughing grear around this!"

Jay "Garr! Ohr that tastes like dick !!"

by home5lice August 4, 2007