Toilet Paper Dick

One who gets more ass than a toilet seat

Lil Wayne got that toilet paper dick
Make them hoes sick



"Legalize it!" ^_^

by Jdawg Chronic n Lil Beezie February 2, 2009

Paper Dick

The act of masturbating to the point of climax, holding it in, then creating several deep, long, paper-cut wounds on the tip penis down, while pouring lemon juice mixed with salt on the cuts.

Yeah he was being a bitch so I gave a paper dick. ooohhkayy.

by Russia and Noodles April 14, 2010

sand paper dick

When you have sex on the beach with a girl and you get so much sand on your dick it starts to feel like sand paper.

girl: ouch!
guy: sorry I got sand on my dick
girl: your dick feels like sand paper
guy: well next time I'll bring a blanket so I don't get sand paper dick.

by melanieeeeeeeeeeeeh September 19, 2009

Paper Dick

- noun- a part of the male genetalia that exists only on 2 planes, that of which being width and length but no heighth

Those who possess a Paper Dick must be especially careful when shredding documents.

by R3B31 H0B0 October 5, 2008

paper cut dick

When you make fun of Meg, she slowly glides the sharp ridge of printer paper on your dickhole and presses down.

When Ryan is mean, his dick will bleed because she paper cut his dick. He cries because he now has paper cut dick.

by Mg12398 July 10, 2016

dickpipe

(v) To have sexual intercourse.

"So I took her into the porta-shitter and dickpiped the fuck outta her."

by Norsic October 3, 2007