Dick Muffin

In Customer service, a particularly annoying demanding female customer is commonly referred to as a "Dick Muffin" to keep the sales person from telling the customer how they really feel.

Boy this lady sure is a dick muffin

by gymboy318 October 16, 2019

Muffin dick

Someone who likes muff and dick; a bisexual.

Dude he is a total muffin dick!

by ClownPenisDotFart October 17, 2010

Muffin Dick

When you cock is shorter then it is longer and wide like a tuna can. The shape of the cock looks like a muffin has been glued on to where the penis would be. This is achieved by being overweight, obese, or born with it. Also see the word chode.

Chase says to his fellow brosefs, "Bros check out my huge muffin dick when I slammed it in the card door this morning!"

by thesatisfyer January 19, 2015

Muffa Dick

A dirty diseas ridden penis

Her: no, we can't fuck, i heard you got a muffa dick.
Him: but my hands work just fine ;)
Her: no! maybe you got muffa hands too!
Him: Muffa isn't a word. :/
Her: it is too muffa dick! >:O

by the Contortionist April 3, 2011

Muffin dick

Calling your friend Muffin Dick because they suck at everything

Hey what’s up Muffin Dick

by The Muffin man 123 March 5, 2024

dickmuffin

1. a guy who acts like or is an idiot or it can be a term of affection for your guy who acts like an idiot but you still love him. It is a masculine form of twatwaffle.

That dickmuffin dumped his girl over email.
I forgave my dickmuffin for coming home drunk.

by Turtle J. August 11, 2007

Dickmuffing

When you (or your sexy friend) puts oven mitts on and claps your dick a couple times over

She pulled cookies out of the oven then started dickmuffing me while the mitts were still warm, yo.

by dickmuffa August 4, 2018