horse dick

Big ass penis.
Horse dick can also be used in replacement for the words Fuck, shit, damn it, etc.

Horse dick! I came on myself!

by Hulk McMan November 12, 2007

Horse Dick Syphilis

(1) When a fat white chick resorts to intercourse with well-endowned men of African descent.

(2) The state of mind when a fat white chick goes bonkers for some Mandingo horse cock.

(1) I heard Amber got a bad case of Horse Dick Syphilis when the divorce was finalized.

(2) Talula is something else, man. I think she's got that Horse Dick Syphilis or something. She's been smoking menthols, drinking 40s of O.E, and walking weird for a couple weeks.

by Scruggy Gingerbeard September 12, 2019

Horse Dick

you seriously went on google to open a dictionary site just to look up horse dick...

you actually turned on your computer, opened google, searched up a fucking dictionary site just to look up horse dick

by saul goodman but on speed August 25, 2022

Caramelized Horse Dick

The phallus of an adult race horse tenderly cooked and caramalized and used as a blunt instrument for beating stupid people in the head.

I need to program a "SMASH insert caller name IN THE HEAD WITH A CARAMELIZED HORSE DICK" button on my phone.

by Ryan Kay May 29, 2008

holly horse dick

when something is beyond belief you use this word

holly horse dick i have found a gold bar

by peter1 December 25, 2008

does a hobby horse have a hickory dick?

A response to an obvious "yes" question.

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by HighDefSmitty December 16, 2007

does a hobby horse have a wooden dick?

a question that begs to be answered, an absolute positive yes.

Does everyone pay Wesley? Does a hobby horse have a wooden dick?

by captain poopypants November 19, 2004