by Redlington May 23, 2018
Get the Dick Fingersmug. The use of air quotes while speaking to add dickish sarcasm, dickish irony, or a dickish euphemism to an otherwise innocuous word or phrase.
To show dickish sarcasm on an important and controversial issue: the politician throws up his dick fingers when he says the word "health" in the phrase "That's the extreme pro-abortion position, (a mothers) quote 'health.'"
by E. A. Friendly March 11, 2009
Get the Dick fingersmug. by Dewk Knewkem February 22, 2011
Get the Dick Fingersmug. A hyperendemic medical condition caused by forgetting to wash one's hands post-masturbation. Transmission occurs via tactile association between infected and susceptible individuals. Symptoms include extreme clamminess of the hands; a smell can usually be ascertained as well. Objects at risk of contamination include door knobs, refrigerator handles, light switches, and computer mouses especially. At present, the only known vaccination is castration.
Note: DF cannot be considered an STD because masturbation does not count as sex.
Note: DF cannot be considered an STD because masturbation does not count as sex.
Doctor: "I'm afraid you have DF."
Josh: "Is it curable?"
Doctor: *Sighs* "No, not really."
Girl: "Oh my god...you have dick fingers!"
Guy: "I guess I forgot to wash my hands."
Josh: "Is it curable?"
Doctor: *Sighs* "No, not really."
Girl: "Oh my god...you have dick fingers!"
Guy: "I guess I forgot to wash my hands."
by anotheraeolist September 27, 2013
Get the Dick Fingersmug. by MarioSpinsters69 April 3, 2023
Get the Dick Fingersmug. - I'm worried about Obama's so called "Change we can Believe In."
-- Dude dont give me those Dick Fingers.
-- Dude dont give me those Dick Fingers.
by Samuel Aubin March 8, 2009
Get the Dick Fingersmug. by Jodelle Michelle April 26, 2015
Get the Dick Fingermug.