dick-eyes

A person which could in other more civilized times, be termed a "Goon"

"Hey Who is the dick-eyes?"

"Oh, he's Harmless. merely a hired Goon"

by Davies G March 25, 2008

suck my dick eye

When you see a gal with a purdy mouth and she looks at you seductively.

John and I were leaving the pub and grub and Becky gave him the "suck my dick eye" and he went home with her.

by duckkiller May 25, 2012

dick sucking eyes

girls who have extremely sexy eyes that would look great looking up at you giving you a bj

Brad: Damn, Carmen Electra has amazing eyes.

Tom: She's got dick sucking eyes.

by iceboxsurprise1111 August 20, 2009

eyes dicked

When you lay floppy dicks on both of your eyes.

Dude, Ryan's getting his eyes dicked!

by UltiMonkey May 16, 2016

dick in the eye

When someone sticks their dick in your eye, or someone elses eye. While some may think this is gay, this is 0wnage -- pwnage in all senses.

First person: My dark magician does 23..
Other person: DICK IN THE EYE
First person: FUCK!!!!!111111111 I GOT NUBBED!?!11

by fusion99_0 March 13, 2003

eye dick

Term used to describe hot people.. like eye candy just less.. um solicited haha

“Damn what a piece of eye dick.”

by DORYYYY December 29, 2017

dick sucking eyes

An adult male with eyes that give you the creeps or are overly effeminate.

Tom: Something has always bugged me about Patrick Swayze.

Hank: It's because he has dick sucking eyes.

by Witworth March 3, 2010