dick boogers

Noun. Similar to Dick Snot, it refers to clumpy, crusted semen or penile discharge.

"Dude, I have some mad dick boogers tonight. Should have worn a rubber."

by SweatyNuts May 2, 2006

Dick Boogers

When you fuck someone with a yeast infection.

“Ah dude...I fucked Brittany last night but her vag was crawling with that cottage cheese and I was left with them dick boogers”

by vagina_mani0 January 28, 2022

Dick Boogers

The left over balls of semen left in the nut hairs after sloppy sex the night before.

Damn I should have showered after sex last night. My nut hairs are all stuck together because of these these dick boogers.

by RdaddydickJones May 11, 2022

boogerlip that dick

After expiencing terrible sex, the female reaches down and grabs her vagina boogers and rubs them onto the unsuspecting male, who is sleeping off the god-awful love making he just enforced onto the female. After waking up, the male discovers that his face is stuck to the pillow reminiscent of supermanning that hoe only backwards :).

After experiencing the worst sex EVER, she decided to boogerlip that dick into oblivion.

by shalala November 12, 2007

dickbloger

a person who writes about there own personal crap and makes up words like this on this site cuz they have nothing else to do. I made this word myself, and I put a 'k' in it cuz i thot it needed one. it derives from the words dictionary and blogger.

Ex: this word is an example of a dickblog a dickbloger would write.

by Andrew Daniel Jenks January 23, 2005

Dickbooger

When a male specimen is ready to mate, his pee pee leaks a white substance called precum, in other words, a dick booger

Stacy looked at Jason's rod and dickboogers were leaking out.

by DickBooger July 10, 2017