dad dick

A micro sized penis that is the width of a truck

"holy shit he couldn't even fit in past my butt cheecks."
"was it at least thick?"
"OH YEAH IT WAS A DAD DICK!"

by okayhey September 3, 2017

Suck your dad's dick on the Moon

To care so little about someone's opinion that you are willing to expend an extreme amount of effort to show how little their opinion matters to you

"You think I give a shit what he thinks? I'll suck your dad's dick on the Moon!"

"As if it weren't clear enough how little James thought of his critics, he proceeded to suck their dad's dicks on the Moon."

by Big Beefy Supreme February 11, 2021

your dick's in my dad's mouth

figure of speech meaning "none of your business"

Friend: How did it go last night?
You: Your dick's in my dad's mouth, man.

by millihenry November 8, 2018

Get your dick out of my Dad's mouth

This means mind your own buisness

Hey you, get your dick out of my Dad's mouth.

by Dom0126Dom March 21, 2017

Dick daddy

Sturgill Simpson

Damn, Dick Daddy doesn’t only shred he also is the worlds best survivalist

by Nameless55895859 April 5, 2020

big dick daddy

a male figure with a large cock you would gladly take daily.

Oh my god, I want my big dick daddy to fuck me so hard!!!

by digbickdaddy August 21, 2016

Big Dick Daddy

A good-looking man who is well endowed.

Hey girl, is he a big dick daddy?

by Glen F May 12, 2008