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Diani

An all around awesome lady, who has the most beautiful smile that makes any mans jaw hit the floor every time they see it, she looks good in just about any outfit, also she will leave you breathless and wanting more every time you hang out with her. She is like a rare black stallion that can't be tamed.
Did you see that Diani, yeah she rocked my socks off.
by Unicorn2007 May 30, 2013
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dakimakuras

A long body pillow with an anime character imprinted on it for horny otakus (mostly men) to embrace their sexual fantasies. Kiss it, hug it, hump it, watch TV and eat dinner with the pillow because you're either going to treat it as your ultimate sex slave or only best friend. Owners usually treat their love pillows with their uttermost respect as if it was an actual person to the point where they even give them a name. They are usually the innocent and young tsundere girls suggestively posed showing little to no skin, so you better hide it from your guests to prevent getting any dirty looks. They are also the alternative to the old-fashion Japanese blow up dolls, but nonetheless, one of the best ways for someone to please their fetish for hentai and who does not have anyone to please in bed.

These things are a blessing or a curse. If you're not single, this is possibly the easiest way to lose that girlfriend. Consider yourself warned.
1: You have a dakimakura? Dude, you need to get out more...
2: She has a name, you fucker. *turns to dakimakura* Come on, Mio-chan, let's go play some videogames.

1: Your boyfriend bought 2 dakimakuras. I think something's going wrong in bed with you two
2: Yeah...i'm just gonna break up with him if he'd rather have his anime than me.

1: Broooo what the hell are you doing to that dakimakura??
2: *stops making out with it* nothing
by thisisyourgirlfriend August 2, 2013
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BUTT DIALING

BUTT DIALING; When you accidentally sit on your cell phone and dial someone up and don't realize it.Can result in serious damage to your friendships, particularly if you are talking about them or revealing information about yourself you might not have wished to share.
Call recipient-'Were you trying to call me?' Inadvertent Butt Caller-'No, what are you talking about?' Call recipient-'You keep dialing me up, and all I hear is background noise.' Alternate, less pleasant, Call recipient-"You asshole, I heard what you were saying about me!' Butt Caller to self: 'Oh my god, I've been Butt Dialing again1'
by Soggy Girlfriend March 3, 2009
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The Vampire Diaries

A show on the CW that is based on L.J. Smith's Vampire Diaries novels. The show centers around Elena Gilbert (Nina Dobrev) and her discovery that vampires exist in her hometown of Mystic Falls. Elena and Stefan (Paul Wesley) are swept up in a dangerous romance as secrets are uncovered and enemies are revealed. Damon (Ian Somerhalder) is Stefan's reckless and manipulative brother who has a soft side for Elena. The brothers are rivals in love and fought over their maker Katherine. Season 2 marks Katherine's return to Mystic Falls. Havoc will be wreaked and games will be played.
What is the best fall show on television?
The Vampire Diaries!!!
by TVDFAN4EVA September 10, 2010
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dialing coach

a professional "dialing coach" is a trained counselor who is paid by reticent or shy parents to have "the talk" with young adolescent males. the physicality and aesthetic of sex is central. generally speaks in language that is somehow both forthright and metaphorical.
Parent 1: I've noticed that Benny is taking longer showers recently.
Parent 2: Time to call the dialing coach!

Girl 1: What are u doing to me?!??
Benny: No worries Callie it's like my D Coach taught me - DIAL DOWN THE MIDDLE.
by notskinnyimsmallboned December 4, 2010
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dakiyah

Dakiyah is goofy , funny, and extremely petty. She often is good at sports and is known for having a lot of friends or being well known. Dakiyah is a cool person but is violent pushed over edge. If you have a Dakiyah you're one lucky person.
Dakiyah is awesome.
by Fye Girl December 23, 2016
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dakira

She is a sexy ass girl.She got a good body shape and she likes to eat a lot. She also likes to sleep,very lazy,and always has an attitude.
This girl dakira always has an attitude with everybody.
by Dakira June 6, 2018
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