Dragony

When you are crying but you burp and a certain sense of power surges through you that can only be compared to that of a dragon.

Man #1: Dude, I’m feelin’ dragony how about you?

Man #2: No.

by Fishygirl92 June 12, 2019

Diagonal Sex

Also called "the Diagonal," is a sexual position in which the woman lays down facing up and the man lays diagonally over here, while inserting his penis into her their bodies froming the letter "X."

"Lets spice it up tonight, do you want to try Diagonal sex?"

1. "Hey hubby, wanna try this new sexual position tonight, that I read in a popular women's article? 2. "Yeah what's the name of it?"
1. "The Diagonal!"
2. "That sounds oddly arrousing!"

by Caboose988 July 9, 2018

Fuck Me Diagonally

similar to 'fuck me sideways' but with a harsher meaning and used often to describe something so fucked up and outrageous it's not even funny. also a california shit bitch

doctor- "your wife is pregnant with twins who both have AIDS."

you- "Fuck Me!"

doctor- "you didn't let me finish. you also have AIDS."

you- "FUCK ME DIAGONALLY!!!!"

by hell in a hand basket... November 16, 2011

Diagonal Walk

When a pedestrian crosses a street or parking lot at a diagonal angle rather than straight, usually taking a longer time to do so.

“Look at this asshole diagonal walking, for God’s sake I just want to park my car.”

by CaptainCatLoaf November 24, 2019

Diagonal Cowboy

A sex position that includes a male laying on his back, with his dick pointing up. The female is lowered onto his dick while doing a split, and two assistants rotate her clockwise on him, in a fashion resembling a spinning top.

Boy: Yo, what if a dude balanced on his dick and spun like a bay-blade?

Girl: Damn, if you’re down to get on your back and do the Diagonal Cowboy, hit me up.

Homie 1: I’ll help you out dude.

Homie 2: I got you bruh. you need me, just let me know.

by Satans Dad July 26, 2019

diagonal crossers

a person(s) who crosses street(s) on angle; taking more time while car(s) have to wait

why can't that person cross the street in a straight line; such a diagonal crossers

by winnipegdude January 1, 2012

Looking for Diagon Alley

Tripping balls. Especially to the point where one may actually be looking for diagon alley.

Man how much acid did that guy take? He's been looking for diagon alley all day!

by Robot_House February 24, 2011