deucin out

To leave a place, conversation or anything else that you could remove yourself from, also can be used when you are going to bed.

" The cops are about to bust this place i'm deucin out"

" It's getting late, i'm deucin out"

by edougy March 28, 2009

Deucin and Newsin

The act of deucing and reading the news. An individual sits on a toilet and simultaneously reads the news. It is one of the known arts of deucing

Guy 1: Yo what you doin? Yo you deucing and staring?

Guy 2: Nah, Im reading the news and deucin. Im Deucin and Newsin.

by SOGOANDGETYOMONEYDUFFLEBAGBOY February 4, 2017

Deuzing

Deuzing is an effect for those people who's making easy things complicated.

HE'S DEUZING AGAIN BRYAN, make him stop he's making it complicated

by Bryianrexjoseuz April 25, 2022

Deucin

to drop the deuce, to poop, crapping, takin a #2, paintin the choco picture if u will...

darrell's in the bathroom deucin right now, his lady better hope he dont get no splash back on the diggy branch...

i cant answer the door right now, im deucin..

by the rolemodel July 9, 2009

Noodle duecing

When a male is jacking off while taking a dump.

Dude, my wife caught me noodle duecing tonight!

by Secretuser123 June 2, 2013

doucing it

An overweight/large girl.

Term comes from being 200+lbs, 2=douce, hence, she's "doucing it".

Man that chick over there, she's doucing it.

by TJR May 1, 2005

Wifi Deucin'

Takin' a crap on company time and using a wi-fi compatible device to check the scores or an email, surf, etc. on a restroom break.

John: Dude! You were gone for like 40 mins!

Coworker: yeah I took my 15 min break, but then I had to take a crap before the end of my shift and was Wifi deucin'!

John: Huh?

Coworker: Got an Ipod Touch?

by BobbyO417 June 19, 2010