Dessert

Desserts are women that are wifey material. Snacks are side chicks, meals are girlfriends. And desserts are wifey. It’s what you get when you’ve earned it.

I’m not a snack or a meal, I’m dessert!

by Littlemeagan November 3, 2018

Desserting

Being a fatty and eating a lot of desert.
Eating desert

Sam was desserting with half a bucket of icecream. That disgusting bastard.

by Transpolar Drift Stream July 20, 2011

Dessert

When you cover a girl in whipped cream and lick it all off.

I had the best dessert ever yesterday!

by Lemon Twisty Boy February 3, 2004

Dessert

When a dude cums in a chick and she turns around and without showering has another dude unknowingly eat her out

She got his peace turnd around and gave another dude her dessert

by Sadie mae gluts December 24, 2015

Dessert shame

Ordering dessert at a restaurant with a group of friends/co-workers, only to recoil in horror as the others all politely decline. The shame reaches new heights once your order arrives and you have to eat it amongst the hawk-like gaze of everyone else at your table.

The dessert shame really kicked in as the rest of the office sat down to watch my brownie- eating performance.

by Mrmacho June 28, 2015

Splurt Dessert

To eat something and then immediately feel your guts gurgle and have to go splurt diarrhea.

“Straight after eating dairy I always need to rush off to splurt dessert.”

by The Yoghurter February 5, 2022

Dessert Envy

Jealousy for and desire to have another persons dessert afte recieving ones own. It is often brought about by feelings of inadequacy regarding the size, appearance, and taste on ones dessert, especially compared to the desserts of friends and family.

Steve had dessert envy after seeing his popsicle stick next to Tyrone's massive banana split after dinner.

by Egls July 24, 2015