Desserts are women that are wifey material. Snacks are side chicks, meals are girlfriends. And desserts are wifey. It’s what you get when you’ve earned it.
by Littlemeagan November 03, 2018
by Transpolar Drift Stream July 20, 2011
by Lemon Twisty Boy February 04, 2004
When a dude cums in a chick and she turns around and without showering has another dude unknowingly eat her out
by Sadie mae gluts October 27, 2015
Ordering dessert at a restaurant with a group of friends/co-workers, only to recoil in horror as the others all politely decline. The shame reaches new heights once your order arrives and you have to eat it amongst the hawk-like gaze of everyone else at your table.
The dessert shame really kicked in as the rest of the office sat down to watch my brownie- eating performance.
by Mrmacho June 20, 2015
by The Yoghurter February 05, 2022
Jealousy for and desire to have another persons dessert afte recieving ones own. It is often brought about by feelings of inadequacy regarding the size, appearance, and taste on ones dessert, especially compared to the desserts of friends and family.
Steve had dessert envy after seeing his popsicle stick next to Tyrone's massive banana split after dinner.
by Egls July 08, 2015