Desalivization

The process of emptying saliva from an instrument of the brass family (Trumpet, Trombone, Horn, Cornet, Baritone, Tuba, etc). Saliva is emptied from the water key of the instrument.

Man, my trumpet isn't sounding so good. I think its time for desalivization.

by Steeeeven Cow May 27, 2019

Ron Desantis

Some guy trying to make Florida as unlivable as possible while appealing to his elderly conservative demographic by using big scary words and then ranting about minorities. He throws the word groomer around because the youngins were using it then turns to people like Matt Gaetz who looks like Woody from Toy Story then both go on Fox News and rant about minorities and liberals. He tries to be a mini me Trump but at least trump was funny and likable in ways.

“Ron Desantis should be president”
“Why?”
“Because he is for freedom”
“You mean freedom for a certain group and no one else in general.”

by JX200 May 17, 2022

Ron DeSantis

Florida's equivalent of Lord Voldemort. His policies that target anything he claims is "woke" (which he can't even correctly define), with extra cruelty at the trans community. Gee... sounds an awful lot like Voldy's policies against Muggles, the Order of the Phoenix, and Muggle-Borns. Both of them get owned via their own arrogance (DeSantis got owned by Disney of all things!), and their defeats are equally amusing to watch.

Florida Voldemort... er, I mean Ron DeSantis... probably has Horcurxes stashed any somewhere. It certainly would explain his lack of humanity, his lack of empathy, and his cruelty toward anything and anyone he thinks is "woke,' whatever THAT means in his insane mind.

by Darkness Prime June 4, 2023

He who smelt it dealt it

Usually said by a boy in a group of boys after one points out the smell of a fart. This is used to accused said one who smelled the fart of farting it.
Also, this is usually said by the one who really dealt it.

*Person 1 smells a fart*
Person 1: "That smell!... who was it?"
Person 2: "He who smelt it dealt it."

//it was person 2 who dealt it

by abagadol June 22, 2014

Desantisize

The ultimate goal of having the crooked Governor of Florida removed from his comfy chair in Tallahassee.

Hey, any big plans for 2022?

Yes, I’d like to Desantisize Florida!
That would be great!!

by Sonicbo0mz November 11, 2020

DeSantis Trailer

a tractor trailer whose trailer is refrigerated to help preserve the dead until they can be burried.

no vaxxers and no-maskers are the reason Florida needs DeSantis Trailers.

by Turth2Power September 8, 2021

dealt with

Handled the hard way, which involves:

1. going down
2. losing
3. getting hurt
4. getting severely hurt
5. getting killed/murdered

Dude better give me my money before he get dealt with.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant September 10, 2006