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derpes

a disease you get from derping too much. very hard to get rid of, in some serious cases it's permanent. *cough* Michael! *cough*
Guy 1: "Maynee, I just came back from the doctor and I tested positive for derpes." Guy 2: "That's derpin' derped up."
by eerisedsaysshutupkevin January 13, 2010
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Derpes

When one is infected with herpes from someone they know has it.
"Man I really fucked up. The doc just told me I have herpes. Must have got it from Sheila."
"Dude you knew she had the herp! You got yourself the derpes"herpes derp STD
by First Will Rice Lady May 30, 2015
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Herpa Derpes

Herpes you receive from stupid unprotected sex with a stranger, usually under the influence of one or more drugs including but not limited to alcohol, ecstasy, or dissociatives
Yeah I had a one-night stand with this chick and ended up getting herpa derpes
by rawkies July 13, 2010
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Herp Derpes

An acquired disease of herpes when the recipient got it from someone who has blatantly obvious herpes,;you would have to be blind to miss it. Indicating the "herp derp" part of the word.
Mike: Dude, I just did it with the new chick.
John: Why? She has herpes, are you stupid?
Mike: Fuck me man, now I got herp derpes.
by Frostblade468 June 19, 2011
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Post-Series Depression

Also known as PSD.

It is the sadness felt after reading or watching a really long series or story. The bitter feeling when you know the journey is over, but you don't want it to end.

It is the longing for the words on the pages to move for you like they did the first time you read them. When you didn't know what the next paragraph held and the world in which the characters found themselves was entirely without limit. Because any time you re-read the story, you know that they aren't free to roam anywhere like they were before. They are stuck in a cart on a track and all you can hope for is to notice something about the scene you didn't before, and to just try to relive those feelings you had the first time around.

But it will never be quite the same.

This can apply to any series; be it a book series, TV series, an anime, comic, or even movie. The effects can also be felt after completing a stand alone piece that is not necessarily part of a series, although this isn't as common as PSD derives from the attachment one has to the story's characters.

Effects include, but are not limited to:
• A state depression or sadness
• The inability to start another story
• The need to rewatch/reread
• Excessively projecting felt love towards the internet
• Creating fan fiction
> Man, I'm so sad.
- What's up?
> I just finished watching Avatar: The Last Airbender. I feel like I lost a group of imaginary friends. :(
- Yeah, sounds like you've got post-series depression. I felt the same after Harry Potter. It'll pass in a few days. . .
by prettyCoolGuy July 6, 2012
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Post-Nut Depression

The sensation of absolute hopelessness and disgust that is experienced after one has busted a nut
Dude I just blew my load and I'm having the worst case of post-nut depression right now
by Pastalino January 8, 2017
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Fake depression

Teenagers who post on their stories vhs edited Simpson videos playing music and writing "pls kll me"
Send me the vhs edit, I need to show everyone my fake depression
by Slimajack January 5, 2019
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