deploy some troops

another term for taking a dump, probably more so appropriate in a military setting. See also amphibious assault and bombing mission.

I have to go deploy some troops before the meeting starts.

by DocP October 20, 2006

deploy the subs

A euphemism for taking a dump. Usually used if the eminent dump is expected to be massive and/or time consuming.

Manager: "Nancy, please hold all my calls, I need to go deploy the subs."

by Lord Humungous November 25, 2006

Deploy Defend Defile

Deploy Defend Defile. A dark bastardization of the Deny Defend Depose phrase started in the murky corners of 4chan and other memeboards. Deploy and track down the waifu. Defend the waifu from other possible coomers. Defile the waifu so that no one else will want her.
This is why I hate the internet.

Deploy Defend Defile. No one else can have her.

by Desquare April 19, 2025

Pro-deploy

To deploy resonators in a professional manner reflecting expertise and knowledge of the lay of the land. Used in the AR game ingress.

Brian is so leet, he always pro-deploys and those lazy smurfs waste so much gear on his portals.

by Mikki janes June 20, 2016

Decoy deploy

A type of revenge kill in a multiplayer video game where one is killed by another, but said person who was killed respawns right next to their killer, who then proceeds to kill them.

The name comes from a tool on Roblox, which has the same name, which allows the player with the tool equipped to spawn a duplicate of their avatar to trick enemies into killing the duplicate instead of you.

Person A kills Person B in an online game, then Person A says:
"ez"

Person B, luckily, spawns next to Person A completely at random and kills him, Person B then says:
"Decoy deploy."

by Bonegod February 6, 2024

deplopy

Derived from the words deployment and the plops.

When working with junior developers (or shitty ones), a deplopy may happen when a deploy to server goes terribly wrong.

Example 1:

"Dude, I can't handle this code, it's a complete mess! Oh... Xavier must have made a deplopy."

Example 2:
CEO: "Why is there a 'Delete Account' button in the middle of the login screen?"
CTO: "You kno why... Diogo's deplopy."

by Pipu01 May 30, 2019

Deployment Syndrome

When having a day or a moment when the loneliness of the deployment is overwhelming that you don't want to get out of bed. Or sitting a stop light and you start crying and can't stop because you see the couple in front of you give each other a sweet kiss and wish you could have your loved one beside you. Its an easy way of letting others that you are just DS'ing (deployment syndrome) without having to go into a long story.

Jamie: Is everything ok you are extremely quite tonight?
Lisa: I have been DS'ing (deployment syndrome) today, i'm ok.
Jamie: Aww got ya!

by combatwife November 6, 2010