An extremely sexy girl to take on your boat.
(Scientific name:Muelle Paloma) the Dock Baby is a partially migratory species, it's early life is spent in New England and once it has started to develop it leaves it's mother and father and flocks South to the beautiful waterways of Florida. The female dock babies are characterized by their tight bodies and beautiful faces. A matured dock baby usually has a fat ass and thick thighs while still keeping her tight stomach. Dock babies have long been valued as a species of major concern in the Tampa Bay area. There is a high concentration of dock babies here due to the presitegous University of Tampa, located in Florida's largest estuary. In the spring and summer months the dock babies can be found along the Hillsborough river and bay. This is their breeding season, or flocking season. Their population has decreased due to the urbanization of Tampa's waterways and illegal poaching. In the warmer temperatures the dock babies love to show of their bodies and are eager to experience their new Floridian habitat. For this reason they are extremely succeptible to poaching. The poachers or, buttsnorkler load their boats with white claws and entice the dock babies with island parties. The babies incubation period is very long and discourages most predators in the area. Also the male babies develop into frat boys and utter themselves useless to the dock babies.
(Scientific name:Muelle Paloma) the Dock Baby is a partially migratory species, it's early life is spent in New England and once it has started to develop it leaves it's mother and father and flocks South to the beautiful waterways of Florida. The female dock babies are characterized by their tight bodies and beautiful faces. A matured dock baby usually has a fat ass and thick thighs while still keeping her tight stomach. Dock babies have long been valued as a species of major concern in the Tampa Bay area. There is a high concentration of dock babies here due to the presitegous University of Tampa, located in Florida's largest estuary. In the spring and summer months the dock babies can be found along the Hillsborough river and bay. This is their breeding season, or flocking season. Their population has decreased due to the urbanization of Tampa's waterways and illegal poaching. In the warmer temperatures the dock babies love to show of their bodies and are eager to experience their new Floridian habitat. For this reason they are extremely succeptible to poaching. The poachers or, buttsnorkler load their boats with white claws and entice the dock babies with island parties. The babies incubation period is very long and discourages most predators in the area. Also the male babies develop into frat boys and utter themselves useless to the dock babies.
Tony: yooo let's go out to the sandbar party and rage my niggas
Brodie: should I hit up some girls to ride out there with us?
Danny: Nah, the buttsnorkler is all loaded up with white claws. Let's just pick up some Dock Baby's
Brodie & Tony: DOCK BABY'S 😍
Brodie: should I hit up some girls to ride out there with us?
Danny: Nah, the buttsnorkler is all loaded up with white claws. Let's just pick up some Dock Baby's
Brodie & Tony: DOCK BABY'S 😍
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Get the Cocker Docker mug.A period of intense focus when creating decks for collectible card games such as Magic: The Gathering. Often stretching into the twilight hours of the night and replacing actual playing time altogether.
Mark: "hey you wanna play some MTG tonight?"
Phil: "Yea sure. I had some major decksex last night, need to playtest some new cards"
Phil: "Yea sure. I had some major decksex last night, need to playtest some new cards"
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Get the decksex mug.to “Theo Decker” is to be in deep denial about your gayness. This is often when somebody suffers with deep rooted internalized homophobia and compulsory heterosexuality. A “Theo Decker” might even be in love with somebody of the same sex without admitting it to themselves.
Theo Decker was a repressed homosexual in love with his best friend
“That guy’s a total Theo Decker!”
“That guy’s a total Theo Decker!”
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Get the Double decker biscuit mug.Step 1) Make sure nobody's around.
Step 2) Quietly open the lid of the upper-section of the victim's toilet.
Step 3) Quietly place the lid down on the floor.
Step 4) Then take a nice shit in the upper-section of the toilet without letting anybody hear you.
Step 5) Wipe your ass.
Step 6) Place the soiled toilet paper in the upper-section of the toilet or in a drawer or magazine.
Step 7) Slowly lift the lid off the floor with your fingers under it and carefully bring it over to the toilet.
Step 8) Here's the hard part; with your fingers under the lid
slowly place the lid on the toilet. No false moves or you're screwed.
Step 9) Leave and don't let anybody see you. Just bail as quickly as possible.
Step 10) Mission accomplished.
Step 2) Quietly open the lid of the upper-section of the victim's toilet.
Step 3) Quietly place the lid down on the floor.
Step 4) Then take a nice shit in the upper-section of the toilet without letting anybody hear you.
Step 5) Wipe your ass.
Step 6) Place the soiled toilet paper in the upper-section of the toilet or in a drawer or magazine.
Step 7) Slowly lift the lid off the floor with your fingers under it and carefully bring it over to the toilet.
Step 8) Here's the hard part; with your fingers under the lid
slowly place the lid on the toilet. No false moves or you're screwed.
Step 9) Leave and don't let anybody see you. Just bail as quickly as possible.
Step 10) Mission accomplished.
Plumber: It looks like you have feces in your toilet's tank.
Victim: It must have been an upper decker.
Plumber: Yeah right. Its already clear that you're stupid enough to shit in there!
Victim: It must have been an upper decker.
Plumber: Yeah right. Its already clear that you're stupid enough to shit in there!
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Get the Upper Decker mug.n. A workstation/office that is out of the way and not near the main areas of a workplace. Term comes from the series Star Trek: Voyager, where Deck 15 was the lowest deck on the starship.
Employee One: Hey, my office is on the third floor. How 'bout yours?
Employee Two: I'm stationed on Deck 15; the second sub-basement.
Employee Two: I'm stationed on Deck 15; the second sub-basement.
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