The most logically-challenged portion of the general population for which the most obvious warnings, posts, signs and instructions must be written or designed to avoid catastrophe.
On the lid of the coffee cup: Contents may be hot.
On a package of kitchen knives: Caution! Items are sharp.
On a trash bag: Do not place over head.
At a railroad crossing: No parking.
On a clothes dryer: Do not place children or animals inside.
"This is the dumbest sign I've ever seen. Do they think I'm a complete moron?"
"Dude. Gotta plan for the Dumbest Common Denominator."
On a package of kitchen knives: Caution! Items are sharp.
On a trash bag: Do not place over head.
At a railroad crossing: No parking.
On a clothes dryer: Do not place children or animals inside.
"This is the dumbest sign I've ever seen. Do they think I'm a complete moron?"
"Dude. Gotta plan for the Dumbest Common Denominator."
by Upallnightagain September 25, 2011
Get the Dumbest Common Denominator mug.A combination of both "dominate" and "demolish", used in place of either of the two aforementioned words.
Red: "I was playing FIFA last night and I beat this guy 7-0"
Green:"Wow, you absolutely denominalted that guy"
Blue:"You ready to play? Hopefully we can denominalate like that tonight"
Green:"Wow, you absolutely denominalted that guy"
Blue:"You ready to play? Hopefully we can denominalate like that tonight"
by Red Tea October 27, 2009
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The kid in class who slows down the rest by having to get every last thing repeated to him/her 8 times before understanding it.
Teacher 1) I hear you got Tommy and Linda in English class. I had them last year. They're some really bright kids.
Teacher 2) Yeah, but I feel horrible. It's damn near Christmas and we still haven't finished basic sentence structure because Kyle still doesn't understand subject-verb agreement and he asks me 2 dozen questions per class that I've already answered.
Teacher 1) That's always so unfortunate, when the brightest in the bunch are put in the same classes as the Slowest Common Denominator.
Teacher 2) Yeah. I wish there was room in the budget to have more advanced classes.
Teacher 2) Yeah, but I feel horrible. It's damn near Christmas and we still haven't finished basic sentence structure because Kyle still doesn't understand subject-verb agreement and he asks me 2 dozen questions per class that I've already answered.
Teacher 1) That's always so unfortunate, when the brightest in the bunch are put in the same classes as the Slowest Common Denominator.
Teacher 2) Yeah. I wish there was room in the budget to have more advanced classes.
by daphunkeefeel1 July 17, 2012
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Get the denominate mug.(n.) A factor that appears the same in different situations. Derived from mathematics where the numerator is divded by the lowest common denominator in fraction questions where it must be discovered which fraction is bigger by making the denominator the same.
Your face is the common denominator in three robberies at your place of work, which implies you have a connection to these robberies, although we could be wrong.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 2, 2004
Get the common denominator mug.1) Mathematics. The expression written below the line in a common fraction that indicates the number of parts into which one whole is divided.
2) A common trait or characteristic.
3)An average level or standard: The success of the film demonstrates the denominator of public taste.
2) A common trait or characteristic.
3)An average level or standard: The success of the film demonstrates the denominator of public taste.
by Wounded December 29, 2004
Get the denominator mug.A form of domination in which you, by yourself or with a team, dominate someone(s) or something else so badly in any sporting event, video game, office contest, schoolwork, or relative bragging rights situation that you establish yourself or your team on a much greater level than your opponent(s). Not only have you dominated the opposition, you have relegated them and made it very clear that you, by yourself or with your comrades, are vastly greater than them at the said event. Essentially, you are way out of their league, and you have rightly put them in their place, possibly and preferably by humiliating them as well.
To establish a vast difference in class between two opposing sides, through overwhelming skill that glorifies the winners and humiliates the losers.
Variations of "denomination" include "denominate", "denominated", and "denominating". It is also encouraged to celebrate any act of "denomination" by taunting your opposition with denomination's appropriate abbreviated term, "deez-nuts".
To establish a vast difference in class between two opposing sides, through overwhelming skill that glorifies the winners and humiliates the losers.
Variations of "denomination" include "denominate", "denominated", and "denominating". It is also encouraged to celebrate any act of "denomination" by taunting your opposition with denomination's appropriate abbreviated term, "deez-nuts".
In the locker room before a baseball game.
"Are you guys ready for some denomination?"
At school.--
"Wanna go grab some lunch?"
"Maybe in a little bit. I've got to denominate this Calculus Exam first".
Hanging with your buddies
"Dude, I just denominated you in some COD".
Playing any video game online
"Dude, wanna go over to Mark's house for a bit"
"Not now chief, I'm in the fucking zone. I'm denominating some noobs right now".
After scoring the winning touchdown in the game, taunting the opposition.
"Deez-nuts!"
"Are you guys ready for some denomination?"
At school.--
"Wanna go grab some lunch?"
"Maybe in a little bit. I've got to denominate this Calculus Exam first".
Hanging with your buddies
"Dude, I just denominated you in some COD".
Playing any video game online
"Dude, wanna go over to Mark's house for a bit"
"Not now chief, I'm in the fucking zone. I'm denominating some noobs right now".
After scoring the winning touchdown in the game, taunting the opposition.
"Deez-nuts!"
by Stark24 December 31, 2009
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