Demitri 

Man that likes other men and has a pet beaver named demitri's 🍦

Woah that guy is a Demitri

Demitri by Laden's son November 21, 2021

Demitri 

he is athletic freak he likes to play sport whenever he wants to. He is not that handsome but he pulls the ladies he is very loyal and will treat the ladies right. he always try’s to cheer people up when they feel down he will make you smile and laugh when he can. he is a cool person to hangout with and is very funny. YOU LADIES SHOULD GET YOU A DEMITRI YOU MISSING OUT!

OH SHIT ISNT THAT DEMITRI

YEAH HE’S AN ATHLETIC FREAK AND PULLS ALL THE LADIES!

Demitri by LILAHHJIT November 23, 2021

Demitri 

A Very stupid type of person that people should not name their child.A -2 braincell individual.

"Do you know Demitri?" "Yeah, hes pretty stupid."

Demitri by Solasity October 23, 2022

Demitri 

Hes a cool guy with a nice name

Once upon a time it was said a dude named Malachi created this nickname

Malachi: Whats up Demitri!
Demitri: Whats up man!

Demitri by demitri the demitri May 6, 2025

Demitri blackwood 

Demitri Blackwood aka Eva‘s soulmate. The most attractive episode boy to exist. A russian Aries with thick smooth black hair, ocean blue eyes and a smile girls are fainting for. Dana‘s very mysterious main character, with a heart out of gold and an attracting personality, which Eva is melting for.

“Who’s THAT blue eyed guy over there?“
“You mean that tall, muscular, black haired guy? How can you not know him- THATS Demitri Blackwood!“

Demitri blackwood by MrsBlackwood August 24, 2020

demitri martin 

hillarious comedian with best poker face. mediocre guitar player, but has hella funny jokes

if i have to go up in a building, ill take the elevater instead of the escalator. because one time, i was riding the escalator, and i tripped, and i fell down the stairs for an hour and a half.

a month ago, i got a cactus, and a week later, it died. then i thought to myself, "damn, im less nurturing than a desert."

demitri martin by Stefan Woo March 1, 2005

Demitri Goal 

The absolute worst goal you can ever picture in the history of any sport. Often times, Demitri goals can be seen in NHL 08, when incredibly terrible goals are scored. However, more often than not, give the controller to a person who cannot play the game at all, and atleast 1 demitri goal will be scored.

Sam and Jason are playing NHL 08. Sam shoots the puck from the point. It bounces off of 3 players, hits the back of the boards, bounces back, hits the goalie in the head, hits the post, comes back and hits the goalie in the back and trickles in.

Jason "That was such a demitri goal".

Demitri Goal by merhotty91 April 29, 2008