Demitri

The coolest mother fuckers ever to have been born. A Demitri has a deep laugh like mother fucking Santa Claus, except Demitri's won't deliver presents to kids because they are too busy being really fucking awesome to waste their time riding a sleigh in the mother fucking sky at midnight. A Demitri has hair like mother fucking Goldilocks, except a Demitri's hair is brown, so I guess you'd call them all mother fucking Sepialocks.

Holy shit! Look at the sky! It's Santa Claus! There's no way that could be a Demitri because Demitri's are way too cool for that shit.

by can't find me October 6, 2010

Demitri

Demitri is a type of friend which everyone should have. He is sometimes retarded but in the best way possible. He is a funny, caring and overall amazing person to be friends with. He is one of a kind and is an alright basketball player. Be careful not to mess with him or else he will fuck you up.

Oh my gosh i wish i had a friend who would fight my enemies
Oh that’s right i can go get Demitri

by dab on the haters September 25, 2019

Demitri

A Nickname for the molecule N,N-Dimethyltryptamine. It is commonly known as DMT, the spirit molecule. It is naturally found in the human body and other plants in nature in small amounts. The human body releases this substance at birth, death, and near death experiences. DMT is also believed to play a role in dreaming.

I went on a journey with my boy Demitri the other day and saw aliens that looked like Hindu gods, I was trippin balls.

by hotboxerz September 24, 2011

Demitri

These are some of the best friends you could ever ask for, they love telling jokes and having fun. They may seem really happy but make sure to check on them because they need help with sadness from time to time. Demitri's make some of the best boyfriends because they are soft and caring more than a lot of people. They know how to treat a girl properly and can always make her smile. If a Demitri ever opens up to you this is because they really trust you, do not take advantage of them because they can get back 10 fold. Overall Demitri's are good people who make great friends.

Hey it's Demitri! I hope he's been having a good day.

by The Boyfriend if a potato October 13, 2020

Demitri

An individual whose statements and accusations should never, under any circumstances, be taken seriously, no matter what promises of riches or admonitions of suffering he assures of.

Person: Good god, Alexander, what on earth happened to your face!?
Alexander: Demitri said that an extreme facelift would make all the ladies swoon for me!
Person: Blast it, Alexander! Demitri is never to be taken seriously!
Alexander: But I didn't know!
Person: Curse you, Demitri! Your subterfuge will be the doom of us all! I'm afraid you won't be John Woo-ing any damsels now, Alexander.
Alexander: -I- -DIDN'T- -KNOW- !!!

Demitri: Hey, bro!
Bro: Hey, Demitri!
Demitri: Come here, I have to tell you something.
No one ever saw Bro again.

by Mr. Thrills June 30, 2011

Demitri

He is Demitri. That is a good thing <3.

Person 1: Who were you just with?
Person 2: Demitri.
Person 3: I like him. He's a good person.

by Green_Tee March 9, 2022

Demitri

A Demitri

Demitri is a boy's name meaning "follower of Demeter" that is related to the Greek name Demetrius

A Dirty Demitri : A grown ass boy that lives with his parents until he’s 40 and carved rings in his underwear while sitting on a pillow ice pack soothing his leaking hemorrhoids while applying cream to the ringworm on his balls! But believes that he is a superior human being ”despite has bad hygiene an uncontrollable urges to masturbate to his self in the mirror ” Don’t be a Demitri

by Fantastictimes October 10, 2020