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left on delivered

Worse than being left on open. They are definitely avoiding you, They can’t evn be bothered to open your text! Usaly can tell if it says they are still active on social media or have done other things eg. Post on story, text in group chat.
Omg I was texting her last night and, she left on delivered
by The.Bright.Light December 1, 2018
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delosexual

someone who is addicted to using funnels. They will funnel things such as grapes and shit into their mouth, but they will also funnel them into their anal cavity, their belly button, their dickhole, their ear, and their nose. It gives them immense pleasure to funnel cum mixed with eals into their anal cavity, then they will crap it out into a bucket and funnel it into their dickhole.
fuck you delosexual
by HORNYGREENMAN January 20, 2017
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cast of "Deliverance"

the white employees of any southern based business
After Kia built a car manufacturing plant on the Georgia-Alabama border, they hired the cast of "Deliverance" to build their cars.
by Q-City Wordsmith February 2, 2009
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DeLorean

1. John Z. DeLorean - former chief engineer for General Motors, responsible for many of GM's successes, such as the GTO. Left GM in 1973 to form his own auto company, DeLorean Motor Company (DMC). After two years of operation, the company was shut down by creditors, and DeLorean was arrested on charges of cocaine trafficking. DeLorean was aquitted of all charges.
2. The gull-winged car produced by the DeLorean Motor Company. Although the official name of the car was "DeLorean DMC-12", most people referred to the car simply as "The DeLorean". The futuristic car became even more popular after its usage in the "Back to the Future" trilogy.
1. John Delorean was probably the most innovative designer in automotive history

2. "Are you telling me you built a time machine....out of a DeLorean??" - Michael J. Fox (Marty McFly)

"The way I see it, if you're going to put a time machine into a car, why not do it with some style!" - Christopher Lloyd (Dr. Emmitt Brown)
by hollywood2311 August 2, 2004
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Chinese Delivery

The act of paying for over priced American food of which an American chain restaurant claims to contain "meat" and no MSG. It is also certain that it will be hard to understand the Asian over the phone, taking at least an hour to get to you, when you discover the delivery driver wrecked the delivery vehicle, appearing to your door on foot. Also, these Asians always expect a large tip.
Them Chinese Delivery people need their own insurance agency to give them appropriate rates.
by AbeFroman4 December 23, 2014
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Decoven

He is funny and cute u do not wanna make him mad he will get back at you

He is a friendly guy that likes everyone he is a super saiyan he will be the best fighter if he wants to he can do anything he wants and If u betray him he will he make be sad for rest of your life and he has a power to make friends in 5 seconds.ps..He makes girls wet
Look at Decoven I dont want to get on his bad side
by Vanilla cake 3434444 May 18, 2018
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Delivery Dance

A god awful ad made by GrubHub that shows poorly modeled "humans" dancing and eating food at the same time. Spawned funny edits that are better than the actual advertisement.
GrubHub: Lets show boneless humans that are animated by illuminations dance in the worst way possible and call it delivery dance
by DatAmazingGamer January 12, 2021
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