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deloitter

A person who works for Deloitte and gets crapped on, pissed on, worked to hell, and paid garbage for salary...and likes it...generally because they suck at life, went to a bad school, majored in something obscure, don't speak english, and know nothing about business.
Typical Deloitter: Shermiqua Umbabwe from Nigeria, First Language: Not English, attended St. Carmichael State in Nevada, majored in Refridgerator repair, 3.4/4.0 gpa (hey, deloitte took notice of such a fine accomplishment in the classroom)
by Mark Whittaker August 18, 2006
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Degutterized

Rubbering your dick against a cup or dish that someone is going to eventually drink or eat from.
***draws its name from the great Steve Guttenberg, although I'm not sure if her pulled this on Tom Selleck or not
John pissed me off earlier so when he told me to pour him a glass of soda, I degutterized it.
by slimdickens March 19, 2008
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deliteral

the meaning of this word is for all those men out there whom say they love you, and that they would get the help they need so that they can bring you home and then oops, you find out that they are nothing but lieing ass wholes, whom never loved you to begin with you were just a booty call for them, and that they loved the idea of you not who you realy are
"honey I love you I will work on getting shit together, so I can bring you home wait that was just cold ethel talking at time, god he was so deliteral
by who i want to be September 24, 2011
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Deloittering

Deloittering (verb) - Describing the act of moving at a glacial pace on projects, bogged down by layers of process and bureaucracy, endless reviews and excessive deliberations; all while appearing busy and productive
Once again we were all ready to release our deliverables when the partners new idea had us deloittering weekend and well into the next
by Naikō-teki August 27, 2025
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Schmonte Degniter

The name you use when you don’t recognize a professional athlete’s name.
Hey your RB JK Dobbins is probably out for the year…Who? Oh you mean Schmonte Degniter?
by Make America Gronk Again August 28, 2021
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