deft defying

a. particularly inept activity or behavior
b. supremely clumsy or uncoordinated

"The smell of dog poop led me to believe that she was rather deft defying"

by deft defying April 21, 2005

Deft Rapper

A cool, dope, or awesome rapper

Your a hardcore rapper cause your from the streets, but i'm a deft rapper because i'm dope as fuck.

by Bees Nese August 7, 2016

Death grip to deft tones

Jerking off or to a deaf girls moans

Idk my buddy was talking about goth girls and someone else mentioned emo bands. Said death grips and defttones. Goth and emo bands

Hey Brian did you go out with Lenddy last night?
Yea, not to brag but she let me death grip to deft tones

by Mainlookalike22 May 15, 2024

moonso of gloggy bon fized moycon deft b lopa

A phrase written hastily on a piece of plywood, the floor of a hastily constructed drainage pipe house. My friend asked me to read the phrase. I did and it was awesome, and we used it for the next 10 years, mainly to confuse people, as we would randomly say the phrase in conversation. Shortly after the day it was written, my friend "translated" the phrase. The only word I now recall was "moycon" it translated as "marihuana"

Me: moonso of gloggy bon fized moycon deft b lopa. You: LOL Yeah man, I dig it.

by anonymous November 9, 2021

Defta

An idiotic Youtube army of the "Elite" trolls who fancy themselves the V.I.P.s of Youtube. There's the original deftalulz, a wannabe pimp who speaks spanish,Deftalulz4, a failtroll/dramawhore, MechDefta, Deftalulz4's robo body, EthcingAcid, an angry boy, letmegiveyoucrabs, a non-registered sex offender, and some other losers.

The supposed leader of the clan is MechaDefta, who admits he was "defeated" by the Youtube staff and is reincarnated as a cyber-android-troll.

Guy: *Minds own business*

deftalulz: I have 9 girlfriends.

MechDefta: Let's talk about meeeeeee!!!!!

EtchingAcid: Fuck baby penis shit.

letmegiveyoucrabs: I'm a giant pedo.

B.) Defta Force = Ginyu Force minus gay poses, but with more queers.

by Trollsarelosers April 19, 2009

Deftones

A band that makes you feel good when you listen to it

and if you don't like it "shove it, shove it, shove it"

by *Arual* January 24, 2004

Defta

Yet another self described (and thus failer than you) Youtube trolling group.

Led by some annoying, bored little attention whoring brat by the name of Mechadefta. Claims himself a cyborg (which is retarded to point of self-parody) Most likely a 90lb. twenty year old virgin for life, living in his parents' basement or, a 300lb. forty year old man living in his parents' basement.

These chicken shit pussies spend a lot of time, like most Youtube trolls, screaming profanity and trying to play the big bad internet villains.

Like all youtube whore-troll little boy clubs, they claim to "destroy" people. People who seem to still exist and seem to have had absolutely no harm done to them at all.

Fancy that. Pussies who post crappy shit on youtube can't actually do anything of value.

Delusional self worth, delusional skill and delusional power, followed by delusional self-pronounced victory. (the hallmark of the youtube troll)

All in a pathetic attempt to get anyone to come back and give them the attention they so desperately need.
Pathetic.

Defta is yet another example of the Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory in full force on Youtube, the internet fuckwad's paradise.

by esper777 June 4, 2009