defecate

What someone should do on Justin Bieber's face.

Someone need to defecate on that lil bitch.

by AdGarUK January 9, 2012

defacated

To void feces from the bowels.

I was so scared I defacated my pants!

by Randor August 12, 2005

defecate

to poop

The dog defecated on the floor.

by Dain Bramage February 8, 2003

Does Ursus Horribilis defecate in a deciduous forest biome?

Does a bear shit in the woods?

student: Are we going to have a pop quiz today?
science teacher: Does Ursus Horribilis defecate in a deciduous forest biome?
student: WTF?

by Nigelfer July 1, 2008

defecate

to take a crap, poop, or otherwise drop turds in the toilet.

I gotta go defecate.

by luke noneya November 3, 2005

deficate

Yet another mis-spelling of an English word by an under educated public. Of course, the word they're struggling for is 'Defecate'.

I deficate (sic) on your poor use of the language!

by teaurn June 21, 2007

deficate

To take a shit or crap.

I deficated on my neighbor's front porch.

by Fetus Humper October 4, 2005