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Defender Moon

A strange and insane person who has a very peculiar obession over Secret Squirrel, Cyborg 009, Earthbound, sugar, and likes the videogame character Ness. Unforunely the person doesn't like Sailor Moon.
That Defender Moon usually likes to play Earthbound all day.
by Crystal Maskuia September 17, 2003
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Defender of the Holyland

One of the greatest chads on ifunny. Ebic crusader and slayer of furries. Everybody likes defender. Only people with severe mental disabilities dislike defender.
normal person- "Defender of the Holyland is such a great guy"
retard- "I dernt lerk defredner"
God- "You don't deserve life"
retard- *turns to ash*
by Happylad October 10, 2018
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Sex defender

Someone is being sexually assaulted by a Sex offender and nobody is there to help. What do you do?

1. Join
2. Escape
3. Call the Sex defenders

Correct answer: 3. Call the sex defenders
A: "Oh no, she is being assaulted by a Sex offender! What do we do?"
B: "Call the Sex defenders!"
by Sukoforiko January 14, 2021
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public defender

A criminal defense lawyer appointed and paid to represent indigent persons charged with crimes. A public defender can either be a private attorney who accepts such cases and is compensated for each case, or a salaried attorney of a public defender agency. Also called "P.D."
"I don't have enough money to hire my own attorney. I am going to have to ask for a public defender."
by Al Rossi February 18, 2007
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Voltron Legendary Defender

A Netflix series about a huge robot made of five smaller robot lions. These are piloted by teenagers that are fighting the evil Zarkon in an attempt to save the universe.
"GONNA GO BINGE WATCH VOLTRON LEGENDARY DEFENDER, BYE"
by excessoffandoms December 18, 2016
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Core defender

Number one on the list for the strongest units on Command and Conquer. Number two was Mammtoh mk. ii
It is a giant mech taller than a skyscraper that can transform into a shell, then transform again to wreak havoc with its Defender Obelisk Lasers.
GDI Commander- Watch out! Cabal's Core Defender is about to attack our base! Where the hell are those reinforcements??
by Nikko May 9, 2005
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Clench Defender

A straight male who attempts to protect himself from rape by clenching his buttcheeks together. Can commonly be observed in prison showers.
Prisoner 1: Look at Billy over there... he’s clenching his cheeks real tight.
Prisoner 2: Must be cause he dropped the soap... he must be a clench defender.

Tyrone: Shit mayne... I’m still comin for that double-wide surprise *inhales* gawd dayummm.
by Pooperfuc420tits April 27, 2020
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