nightmare dressed like a daydream

1. (n.) a woman who appears nice and sweet, but is actually is much more than this - whether in a positive or negative sense

2. (n.) Taylor Swift on the floor crying with mascara running down her face

1. Person 1: Look! Here's comes Helen. Person 2: What's up with Helen? Person 1: She looks sweet in that dress, but she's a nightmare dressed like a daydream.

2. Taylor Swift is such a boss ass bitch. She's a nightmare dressed like a daydream.

by doctorfeminism February 24, 2015

Stressed Depressed Lemon Zest

The opposite of easy peasy lemon squeezy

Man this job is making me Stressed Depressed Lemon Zest.

by DL14097 October 11, 2019

depressed bart

most of the time a youtube “edit” of bart simpson in his depressed stage and sometimes people have bart wearing supreme or him with tattoos as their profile photo or maybe him looking sad with a vhs filter over it whatever i just said it really annoys me

me:bro have you seen those annoying depressed bart people?
my mind because i don’t have friends:Y E S GET THEM AWAY

by DummyHead234 April 5, 2019

Fake depressed

Fake Depression is when a teenager (mostly girls between the ages of 12-15) pretends to be diagnosed with the very serious mental illness called depression in hopes getting attention. These girl will usually post pictures of themselves or other images with captions claiming that they want to end their lives or wanting to ‘end it all’ when really they just want others to take pity on them and sulk about how terrible their amazing life is. Spotting a fake depressed person is easy so please if you suspect someone you know might be this annoying blob of a person please these symptoms below
. Listening to ‘emo music’ and Billie Eilish

. Constantly taking about how bad their life is (usually people with depression don’t tell anyone about it)
. Posting on instagram with sad captions
. Complain that they have no friends (when really they have more than you)
. When talking about cliques or what famous character in a movie they are like they will usually pick the sad/emo/weird one

These people are some of the most disgusting people on the planet

Brittney :" omg like, I have know friends and everything in my life sucks right now and I just want to die"
Sam : " do I know you?"
Brittney : " no, nobody does because everyone hates me"
Also Brittney: "omg I’m so fat and ugly"
Sam : " shut up you fake depressed twelvie"

by Gavin’s crocs July 14, 2019

Depressed

When it's dark enough to see the stars...

I am depressed. Not that anyone cares, of course.

by Just Another Retarded Anon September 18, 2016

depressed

when you can't seem to understand what is bothering you, you dont care about the things you used to and you feel so hollow inside, that all that comes to mind is...death.

"I used to be so vibrant, and lived in colours, now i'm walking around in shades of gray, and i dont understand why"

by Quisha June 16, 2004

Fake depressed

A fake depressed is that one kid in every school who pretends to be depressed around others for attention but is actually a pretty happy yet annoying person, trying out things for popularity or attention

Person1: Is Aidan okay? Usually he's being an annoying fucker but seems pretty sad recently.

Person2: Eh. You know Aidan, he's just being a fake depressed for attention, like usual

by Blue Top Hat Man March 9, 2020