decrepit chips

when you eat stale chips from the bottom of the bag when you are hungry and that's all you have around

"any chips left in the bag"
"just the decrepit chips in the bottom!"

by Penny Flame June 28, 2008

decrepit merry go round

the act of enticing all the grannies from the aged home to your place for tea and coffee then super surprising them by having an orgy with them whilst wearing your favourite mexican wrestling outfit

guy 1: hey man i saw your mum the other night. did the decrepit merry go round with her and a few of her friends.

guy 2: whats that?

guy 1: ahh nothing really, hmm ask your mum.

runs away!

by leoNARDox2 February 5, 2010

Decrepit

Old and dying

Yo my man is decrepit and still beats your ass

by Will and Leon are gay April 1, 2021

decrepit

It means your depressed and crippled

I’m feeling really decrepit today

by Kidgoat12 January 9, 2022

Decrepit

old and fucked.

mick jagger is decrepit

by mickjaggerisoldandfucked June 17, 2022

decrepit

Lacking crepes

Our local brunch spot is completely decrepit; there are no crepes on the menu

by crepelover69 April 25, 2025

Decrepitated

Slowly dying and decaying while alive especially if your name is Dave.

He is so decrepitated that Dave shit under the toilet. Decrepitatedly: the act of dragging people into your decrepitatedness such as shitting on or under the toilet..

by No more Dave February 1, 2018