Waffle Debacle

1. The art of pooping on your partner's face through a teinnis racket, therefore leaving an attractive waffle pattern on their face.

2. The fact that Eggo ran out of waffles resulting in unhappy children all ove the world.

3. A frozen waffle that is just slightly too large to fit in the standard toaster.

Last night I found that we were out of saran wrap so I gave Jamie a waffle debacle instead!

by macnatty24 January 15, 2011

cock debacle

A gay sexual situation that goes horribly wrong.

I went to an orgy in Sacramento-it was the worst sex event of my lifetime.

Everyone was so fucked up, no one got their needs met.

It was a straight up COCK DEBACLE

by WonRace November 10, 2022

Dusterplug Debacle

A duster, a plug, and a debacle all in one. Basically the worst athlete out there, applicable to any sport, or activity.

Woww Crosby's such a dusterplug debacle.

by worldchamp April 17, 2010

Dick Debacle

A situation in which you're with a hoe, and she notices that your dick looks wack.

"Yo Jim, yo dick look stank!"
"Shit dude! It does!"
(Dick debacle)

by LordFarquad71 February 11, 2015

Waffle Debacle

A sexual fetish during which one defacates on his/her partner's chest, then smashes it with a tennis racket. More or less, a decorative Cleveland Steamer.

My girlfriend upped the ante last night, I actually got a Waffle Debacle!

by wook421 April 22, 2011

Dick debacle

A situation in which you're with a hoe, and she notices that your dick looks wack.

"Yo Jim, yo dick look stank!"
"Shit dude"
(Dick debacle)

by LordFarquad71 February 11, 2015

Pocket debacle

Where you're so fucked up that you can't find whatever it is you're looking for. When you wake up in the morning and find it in the pocket that you swear you searched 300 times.

Man, I was so hammered last night I couldn't find that bag for anything. I passed out in my clothes and it was right there in the same pocket I swear I looked in. What a pocket debacle!

by Catapulter May 14, 2021