Deadlock

A situation between 2 people where each is waiting for the other's task to finish, so nothing gets done. When you walk down a narrow hallway, and you go to one side so they can get by, then the other person goes to the other side, blocking you again...that is deadlock. Deadlock is also when you go shopping with your mom in a strip mall and you don't say where to meet each other, so you go looking in store A while your mom looks for you in store B, then you get the idea that she's looking in store B, so you go there at the same she decides to look in store A. Named after the computer processing term of the same name.

I always get deadlock when walking down the aisles at the convenience store, they are so narrow.

by Braveheart's thirst for blood January 5, 2006

fuck you deadlock

The stalemate point in an argument when the only valid response is 'Fuck You' from both parties involved.
Made famous by OzzyMan during his video reviews.

"A: Fuck you!
B: Nah, Fuck you!
A: Fuck me? No, Fuck YOU!"

C: We appear to be in a 'fuck you deadlock'

by Levaz March 14, 2017

Deadbox

An out-of-order Redbox machine, or one that doesn't have any viable movie options.

I wanted to rent a DVD, but the store only had a deadbox. Nothing but romantic comedies and Vin Diesel movies.

by MandaWooWoo July 12, 2011

On the deadlocks

Trying to justify of your serious or actually even justifying that you are serious

Erh dude I want that,On the Deadlocks!

by BXTCHASSNIGGA September 13, 2020

deadlocked

When the jury can't agree on a verdict.

Homer: So "if" we get "deadlocked", we'll be "sequestered" at the Springfield Palace Hotel. Where we'll get a free room, free food, free swimming pool, free HBO. Ooh! Free Willy!

by Principal Skinner January 11, 2008

Deadlorosity

A measurement of deadlor

Man, your deadlorosity is booming!

by Gibbs August 12, 2003

Deadlore

A point surpassing all other descriptions for how great something is.

Jim was better than deadly... he was deadlore.

by Mowbs August 8, 2003