fuck you deadlock

The stalemate point in an argument when the only valid response is 'Fuck You' from both parties involved.
Made famous by OzzyMan during his video reviews.

"A: Fuck you!
B: Nah, Fuck you!
A: Fuck me? No, Fuck YOU!"

C: We appear to be in a 'fuck you deadlock'

by Levaz March 14, 2017

On the deadlocks

Trying to justify of your serious or actually even justifying that you are serious

Erh dude I want that,On the Deadlocks!

by BXTCHASSNIGGA September 13, 2020

Deadlock

When you're gettin' snoody with the booty but suddenly you are stuck at full mast and can't pull out but also can't cum. Usually from too much sex.

Man I was hittin' it from behind with Vanessa but I got such bad deadlock I was stuck pumpin' for like an hour.

by o'snap cracka n' poppin' January 11, 2019

dadblocked

When a girl decides not to sleep with you cuz her dad's coming to pick her up in the morning.

It's the only form of cockblocking that there are no known cures for.

Dude, she was so DTF after we got out of the club but I got dadblocked at the last moment.

by arviman October 5, 2017

Beadlocked

While receiving a rimjob, the process of clamping your butt on the other person’s tongue.

My girlfriend was eating my ass out and I beadlocked her.

by TheMachinistJokes February 9, 2020

deshlocked

tr. v: To lose ones virginity to a member of the clergy.

I heard that James was deshlocked back when he was in the choir.

by bobaganootch February 24, 2005

deadlock

clutching your arms around someone's neck, restricting movement without choking

As an older sibling, I deadlock my little sister all the time.

by Ma-ria October 27, 2017